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Song Parodies -> "Hex Ye, Matey"

Original Song Title:

"Sexy Sadie"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Hex Ye, Matey"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

hex ye, matey...ya drank me rum
so walk de plank, ya dirty scum
so walk de plank, ya dirty scum
hex ye, matey...ya drank me rum

hex ye, matey...ya stole me jewels
ya said ya found 'em and not me
ya said ya found 'em and not me
hex ye, matey...ya stole me jewels

out in the bay...be sure i'm lookin' for ya, suckah
when i come along, you'll turn and start to run
hex ye, matey...i'll break yer freakin' skull

hex ye, matey...ya stole me dough
a curse be waitin' just for you
a curse be waitin' just for you
hex ye, matey...ya stole me dough

hex ye , matey...you'll get yours yet
however big, you'll end up scarred
however big, you'll end up scarred
hex ye, matey...you'll get yours yet

you ripped off everything i owned...i will kill if i'm able
in a while, i'll get back everything
hex ye, matey...you're a sadist...and the lamest of them all

because i'm cruel...your life is done...hex ye, matey

however big, you'll end up scarred...hex ye, matey


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Pirate Paul Robinson - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Arrgghhh! So, 'tis be a Pirate Tale ye be writtin', eh, alvin? Well, it be a good one 'cause I see ye rightfully dispatched the thievin' blaggard into the deep. I'd be givin' ye deep "6's" here, but they only be allowin' me to posts ye "fives".
alvin rhodes - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks matey
Ravyn Rant - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Yay, pirates! You had me at the title. 555
AFW - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Yo Ho Ho! and a bottle of fives..
Stuart McArthur - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
very articlulate, that pirate, alvin - I can think of better people to be sailing the seven seas with - 555
Lionel Mertens - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I liked the hook on this one. 5's
Kristof Robertson - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Shall we just rename the site AmiAPirate? This was buccan' well done, Cap'n Al! 555
alvin rhodes - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks ravyn AFW stuart lionel and kristof
Agrimorfee - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Written by Lennon & McAAAaarr!tney. :) 555

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