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Thompson is the guy we choose
to be our next Prime Minister.
Thompson is the guy we're choosing.

Job we will give him now.
We know he'll do good, and how.

Thompson, he upholds the law.
He's honored like no other lawyer.
Proved the annexationist woozy.

Job he does good there, now.
We knew he'd do good, and how.

You're asking me, will our land grow?
I don't know, I don't know.
He sticks around, and he may show.
But he must go, Queen says so.

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Here from Windsor Castle, news.
The Queen announcer Sir John has died.
So much for the Privy Council.

She must send him home now.
We'll bury him grandly, and how.

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