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Song Parodies -> "Stop DaVinci's Coed Soccer Plan"

Original Song Title:

"Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Stop DaVinci's Coed Soccer Plan"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

The hype was all a typo. Here's the real story...
It brought all our sleepy town dismay
When DaVinci taught the girls to play
They've been kicking balls for quite awhile
Now they're kicking them with grace and style
But someone finally learned the truth
They're touting as our town's worst fear
Stop DaVinci's coed soccer plan

Please stop DaVinci's coed soccer plan
See fliers everywhere you go
Please stop DaVinci's coed soccer plan
It's time that someone just said no
Stop DaVinci's coed, stop DaVinci's coed
Stop DaVinci's coed soccer plan

It's finally loud and clear
It's time he's paid his bill
He's just another naughty gent
Who's driven by his wanton lust
We'll take a sterner tone

I don't think he ever made much dough
Though I thought that he played like a pro
But when the townsfolk came to ring the gong
Not one trophy did they bring along
They never asked if it was true
They just drop kicked him in the rear
And stopped DaVinci's coed soccer plan

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alvin rhodes - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
a slice of inspired lunacy
Stephen Harrington - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Unique twist, 5s.
John Barry - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
The gospel according to John V, Paul V, George V (and Ringo)
Michael Pacholek - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Indeed, stop coed soccer! Start coed baseball instead! A real sport! Remember: If the rest of the world is so smart, how come they're coming here, to a non-soccer country?

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