Song Parodies -> "Clearance Sale Buyer"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

"Clearance Sale Buyer"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Clearance sale buyer!
(Buyer! Buyer!)

(guitar opening)

Please, sir, cashier, do you see this book?
Can you tell me price, can you take a look?
It's ten-year-old novel by a man named Tom
Clancy, was a best-seller.
I'm here as a
clearance sale buyer!
Clearance sale buyer!

It's some dirty shopping by this dirty man.
You'll see my wife's cheap, too, sure, she understands!
My son is looking on remainder pail.
Has low-paying job, so he's also a
clearance sale buyer!
Clearance sale buyer!

Clearance sale buyer!
(Buyer! Buyer!)

(guitar break)

Got a thousand items to price-check for you.
And I might be buying only twenty-two!
This line's getting longer, I know, but I smile.
Can I write a check? 'Cause you know that I'm a
clearance sale buyer!
Clearance sale buyer!

And I really like it when the price is right.
I'll be waiting outside this mall overnight.
And I must return a bunch of items here.
And, boy, that's your job, and me, I am just a
clearance sale buyer!
Clearance sale buyer!

Clearance sale buyer!
(Buyer! Buyer!)

(guitar break)

(Clearance store buyer!)
Clearance store buyer!
(Clearance store buyer!)
Clearance store buyer!
(Clearance store buyer!)
Clearance store buyer!
(repeat 'til fade)

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alvin rhodes - March 27, 2006 - Report this comment

i'm even worse than that...i haunt the thrift stores and yard sales

Red Ant - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment

I pretty much hate shopping so when I go I usually buy things that will last as long as possible, which generally means avoiding cheap products. No discounting here either, I paid full price for this parody.

Larry Hensley - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment

This parody's $5.55

Andria - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment

I'm with you, Alvin, but I also shop at Big Lots, Dollar General, Ross and Tuesday Morning, I buy groceries at Save-A-Lot, I buy gasoline at an Indian reservation near where I live (gas is cheaper on Indian land because there are few or no taxes and there are only self-serve pumps) and I Dumpster-dive and/or trash-pick whenever possible. I also live in a charcoal-heated 1962 singlewide mobile home and I own two cars that are not worth $1500 in combined value. That said, I am as much of a miser or more so than Alvin is.

Andria - September 26, 2007 - Report this comment

I also refuse to buy any used car under $1000.

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