Windows 98, XP, Macintosh & Linux won't work together
see how they run, when the systems gone, say "working fine"
It's dying

sitting in an armchair, waiting for the man to come
management in crisis, printer repair prices
man they screwed the business
PC's crash before too long

here come the admin, they're system admin
the system admin, good bloody job

macintosh engineers come looking
gormless little repairmen in a row
see how the blame microsoft once again, see how they bluff
they're lying, they're lying
they're lying, they're lying

the handbook for Unix, never made it clear this time
knackered bloody keyboard, internet connection
damn, they've downloaded this
nasty little virus now
here come the admin, they're system admin
the system admin, good bloody job

sitting in their little cupboard, waiting for a call
if the call don't come we'll crash the system
waiting doing bugger all
here come the admin, they're system admin
the system admin, good bloody job oh good bloody job

Microsoft word, smutty pictures, pointless things
to pass the time for you? ha ha ha
see how minesweeper makes the hours fly
till half past five
overtime

messy meta-filters, taking up the PC's power
educated user shorting out monitors, man
you should have seen his use for the CD player
here come the admin, they're system admin
the system admin, good bloody job oh good bloody job