Song Parodies -> "The Recent Story of Bumbling Dick"

Original Song Title:

"The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill"

Original Performer:

"The Recent Story of Bumbling Dick"

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The Lyrics

This is about the recent event in which Dick Cheney mistakens his friend the lawyer for a quail.

Hey, Bumbling Dick
Who did you shoot, Bumbling Dick
Hey Bumbling Dick
Who did you shoot, Bumbling Dick

He went out quail hunting with his lawyer and a gun
He didn't even worry about possible accidents
He's the Vice President of the United States
Everybody sing

Hey, Bumbling Dick
Who did you shoot, Bumbling Dick
Hey Bumbling Dick
Who did you shoot, Bumbling Dick

Deep in the ranch where the mighty quail lies
Dick and his lawyer were taken by surprise
Then Captain Moron zapped his lawyer several times
Everybody sing

Hey, Bumbling Dick
Who did you shoot, Bumbling Dick
Hey Bumbling Dick
Who did you shoot, Bumbling Dick

Then everybody asked him if he shot his friend on purpose
"But it was by accident!" Dick Cheney butted in
If looks like he could've shoot us by accident as well
Everybody sing

Hey, Bumbling Dick
Who did you shoot, Bumbling Dick
Hey Bumbling Dick
Who did you shoot, Bumbling Dick
Hey, Bumbling Dick
Who did you shoot, Bumbling Dick
Hey Bumbling Dick
Who did you shoot, Bumbling Dick
Hey, Bumbling Dick
Who did you shoot, Bumbling Dick
Hey Bumbling Dick
Who did you shoot, Bumbling Dick
Hey, Bumbling Dick
Who did you shoot, Bumbling Dick
Hey Bumbling Dick
Who did you shoot, Bumbling Dick

" Shhhh...be vewy, vewwy quiet. I'm hunting quail...huh,huh,huh,huh... "- Dick Cheney, courtesy of the New York Post

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