Song Parodies -> "The Continuing Story Of Quail-Hunting Dick"

Original Song Title:

"The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill"

Original Performer:

"The Continuing Story Of Quail-Hunting Dick"

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The Lyrics

Or just call him "Tricky Dick II". Note to all Bush-bashers, if Dubya leaves office for any reason, this guy replaces him, so be careful what you ask for. This parody features a cameo appearance by a former vice president.

Hey, quail-hunter Dick
What makes you tick, quail-hunter Dick?
Hey, quail-hunter Dick
What makes you tick, quail-hunter Dick?

He went out quail-bird-hunting with an old familiar friend
But then their trip came to an unexpected end
Into the hospital, his buddy he did send
All the Bushies sing

Hey, quail-hunter Dick
What makes you tick, quail-hunter Dick?
Hey, quail-hunter Dick
What makes you tick, quail-hunter Dick?

Deep in the forest where the quail bird lives and flies
Dick Cheney gave his pal a horrible surprise
Good thing he didn't get him right between the eyes
Boom!
All the Bushies sing

Hey, quail-hunter Dick
What makes you tick, quail-hunter Dick?
Hey, quail-hunter Dick
What makes you tick, quail-hunter Dick?

The Vee Pee's hunting trip did not turn out as planned
Instead of shooting bird, he shot his fellow man
The lefties wish it were the quaile whose name is Dan
All the Bushies sing

Hey, quail-hunter Dick
What makes you tick, quail-hunter Dick?
Hey, quail-hunter Dick
What makes you tick, quail-hunter Dick?
(repeat)

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alvin rhodes - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment

most excellent, steve..ya had me laughing before i got to the song

Royce Miller - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment

Pretty slick.

John Barry - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment

Give gun to schmo, drills friend, with lead fills; gunned, he's so ill. A direct hit. 5s

Johnny D - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment

"Field and Stream" ... "Bush and Quayle" ... "Bush and Quail" ... 5 and 5 and 5.

Stephen Harrington - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment

This one I don't know, but I like the idea of Dan Qualye being a target instead, good one.

Michael Pacholek - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment

Since Amiright wasn't around during the Lewinsky pseudo-scandal, this may turn out to be the most parody-producing scandal yet. One quibble, though: We may owe Dan Quayle an apology, at least for the jokes about his lack of intelligence. Compared to Georgie Bush, he was a freakin' genius.

2Eagle - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment

And they wanted to impeach Clinton for having sex with an intern - Monica the Stinkweed of the west.

Paul Robinson - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment

Perfect OS choice and well-executed (pardon the expression)...5's ~ ~ ~

Peregrin - February 15, 2006 - Report this comment

I really enjoyed how this fit the original internal pacing perfectly. Good one, Steve.

Steve K. - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks, everyone. Mike: Looks like you're not the only one to make a "gun" parody from a Beatles' song. 2Eagle: If I remember correctly, the reason for impeaching Mr. Bill was lying under oath about his shenanigans, not the shenanigans themselves. However, in 1989, when Dubya's dad nominated John Tower to be Secretary of Defense, the Democrat-majority Senate rejected him because he had been involved in similar shenanigans (and NOT involving any perjury). Bush Sr's replacement nominee? You guessed it, Dick Cheney!

Larry Hensley - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment

DKTOS, but really liked it.

Pate - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment

this was hilarious...i love it..all the bushies sing...i can see it now!

Joel Bader - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment

Very clever--well done!!

Michael Pacholek - February 16, 2006 - Report this comment

Steve K: How soon we forget! It wasn't the Democrats who torpedoed the nomination of John Tower, a.k.a. "the Rhode Island-sized Senator from Texas." It was Paul Weyrich, "conservative" activist and founder of the "Moral" "Majority," who testified before the Senate Armed Services Committee and dropped that little bomb. The Democrats should've confirmed Tower. If they had, Dick Cheney would probably have become House Minority Leader, Newt Gingrich would've taken him on to become GOP Leader, one of them would probably have been gone by mid-'95, the Democrats would still have both houses of Congress, Clinton would never have faced the Starr Witch Project, and Al Gore would now be inviting President John McCain to his Presidential Library in Carthage, Tennessee! Oh yeah, and the World Trade Center would probably still be standing, and there would be no al-Qaeda in Iraq. And Georgie Bush? Nobody would care where the former Governor of Texas and GOP nominee for President is and what he's doing.

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