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AFW - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment

Sounds like, "Messie" the Crock Mess monster...good one, Stuart fives

alvin rhodes - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment

well, that was disturbing...funny, though

John Barry - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment

An excellent start-the-diet motivator. 5s

Rick C - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment

I don't know how you think of these things but, I'm glad you do! Great title and execution...555

Peter Andersson - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment

There goes my appetite for the evening, just as well, with all these upcoming Christmas dinner parties etc.

2nz - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment

Good flow (to the song, that is) and awesome title. What does 'and your bits' mean?

Red Ant - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment

I'm going to be closely eyeing my gravy this year, lol. 555

MasonR - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment

Mmmm, and me without a spoon! This was delicious, if moving. 555

stuart mcarthur - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment

yes, AFW, now you mention it, it DID look like Messie the Crock Mess Monster - thanks

thanks alvin, John, and Rick :-)

thanks Peter - better an upcoming Xmas party than an upchucking chunk of live gravy

thanks 2nz - yes, it was a bit ambiguous - I meant "Goodbye gravy, and goodbye to all your bits contained therein"

thanks Jack (hopefully it won't be eyeing you back)

thanks Mason - a net might be more useful

John Jenkins - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment

Very good, Stuart, especially "piece of cow/deceased by now."

Arwen - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment

Very funny. It's a bit late, and I seem to have lost my clever commenting skills...but this honestly made me giggle. That's the best I can do. Nice work, Stuart.

Larry Hensley - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment

I was laughing a lot at this one.

Stuart McArthur - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks JJ

don't apologise Arwen - the needle on your "clever/unclever" commenting metre has been deep into the clever zone for so long now, an occasional lapse won't do any harm ;-)

thanks Larry - although I take it that's laughing AT me...

Jeff Reuben - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment

Between Thanksgiving and Christmas, ruining my favorite meal, that's just wrong =) (PS: Found and drank a 6-pack of Stella, that's good stuff!)

stuart mcarthur - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment

darn tootin' it is, Jeff - it's even better straight out of the tap into a chilled glass, where it clings to the walls and becomes one with the glass - mmm, can't wait for breakfast...

Kristof Robertson - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment

I'm having second thoughts about that dinner invitation, Stu....funny, funny stuff! 555

Dee Range - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment

LMAO! I'll be straining the gravy from now on. Top shelf 5's

Royce Miller - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment

So something in the gravy moooooed?

carol - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment

I will never eat gravy again! 555

stuart mcarthur - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment

thanks Kristof - no need to worry - ultra-sound probe-testing is available table-side at our place

thanks Dee - welcome back :-)

thanks Royce and carol

Silver Power - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment

[SOTM] Don't like the Beatles...Therefore, I don't listen to them, THEREFORE, I DKTOS, but it was funny.

bobpiecheese - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment

[SOTM] Let's hope you're making lunch, instead of whover prepared it for you...

Agrimorfee - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment

[SOTM] Somehow I am not hungry again.

Adagio - January 12, 2006 - Report this comment

[SOTM] I don't think I'll look at gravy the same way.

Matthias - January 13, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Very creepy... An Addam's Family type of meal....

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - January 15, 2006 - Report this comment

SOTM - What? It's still moving? (Already commented).

Spaff.com - January 22, 2006 - Report this comment

Great title, s2art, and excellent execution. "Piece of cow/deceased by now" is a world-class couplet.

By the way, Silver Power doesn't like the Beatles? Seriously? Is it actually possible for someone to NOT like the Beatles? Really? That's like not liking chocolate. Or sunlight. I wouldn't go around admitting it.

Tim Mayfield - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment

SOTM - Good thing I ate already.. yecch. ;-)

Red Ant - January 28, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) See above. I was thinking about this parody during Christmas dinner. The gravy didn't move because it was salted to death! I agree, dinner should be thoroughly dead before consumption. "Something just emerged for air" was just one of many clever 'subs' threw-out!

Jack Wilson - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Great job! 555!

Kristof Robertson - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) *silent hurl followed by discrete wipe of mouth with tissue*....great job, McArthur!!....*sudden overwhelming nausea returns* ;-)

wannabemustangjockey - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Yes, I imagine that would make any person uneasy. Screw "low-carb", PB&J anyone?

Phil Alexander - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment

You've obviously had experience of my cooking, Stuart ;-)

Rick C - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) I've eaten food that moved me but, never food that just moved! Still LOL funny.

Larry Hensley - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) I really liked this one, 555's

Bong - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment

Holy Shiite! I was laughin'

Jeff Reuben - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment

SOTM: Still good...see above!

Josh 2 - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) DKTOS but thats just sick, a sickly 555 for u

Claude Prez - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment

Love the title, and wish the OS was longer. Well, sort of. I've always thought of this as one of the slowest, most boring Beatles songs. Plus I hate sunlight. Anyway, very funny.

Johnny D - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) This gets my "wish-I'd-thought-of-it-first" award!

Chris Frederick - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment

(SOTM) It's hard to tell a funny story with such a short OS, but good job at doing so.

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