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Song Parodies -> "The Beatles Suck"
Original Song Title:
"She Loves You"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"The Beatles Suck"
Parody Written by:
Kenknife9
The Lyrics
This is a parody of how much I can't stand the Beatles , I hate how overrated they are , I hate John Lennon , and I'm glad he's dead , he was a fu*#ing liberal ass f*@##$...and above all , their music sucks.I know this parody is going to piss alot of wimpy Beatles fans , but you know what...f&###$$ on ya'll , lol.
The Beatles Suck , yea yea yea!
The Beatles Suck , yea yea yea!
The Beatles Suck , yea yea yea yea!
You think their the greatest of ,
Well that's all I hear them say.
My girlfriend backs me up ,
And she agree's with me everyday...
She's says they suck ass.
And we think that they are bad.
And if you love them ,
then you must be quite a fag. ( Ewww )
We watched a Mcartney show ,
we almost lost our minds.
And now we think they blow ,
we'll stamp it on our behinds.
We think they suck ass ,
and you know that can't be bad.
and if you don't like it ,
you can come and kiss our ass.
The Beatles suck ( blag blag blag )
The Beatles suck ( blag blag blag )
The Beatles suck ( blag blag blag blaaagh! )
And now that they are through ,
I'm glad , cuz' I don't care.
'Led Zeppelin' or 'U2'
or better yet 'The Cure' ,
The Beatles suck ass ,
and you know that can't be bad ,
you know they suck ass ,
and if you like them your a fag!
The Beatles suck , yea yea yea
The Beatles suck , yea yea yea
The Beatles suck , yea yea yea yea!
The Beatles Suck , yea yea yea!
The Beatles Suck , yea yea yea yea!
You think their the greatest of ,
Well that's all I hear them say.
My girlfriend backs me up ,
And she agree's with me everyday...
She's says they suck ass.
And we think that they are bad.
And if you love them ,
then you must be quite a fag. ( Ewww )
We watched a Mcartney show ,
we almost lost our minds.
And now we think they blow ,
we'll stamp it on our behinds.
We think they suck ass ,
and you know that can't be bad.
and if you don't like it ,
you can come and kiss our ass.
The Beatles suck ( blag blag blag )
The Beatles suck ( blag blag blag )
The Beatles suck ( blag blag blag blaaagh! )
And now that they are through ,
I'm glad , cuz' I don't care.
'Led Zeppelin' or 'U2'
or better yet 'The Cure' ,
The Beatles suck ass ,
and you know that can't be bad ,
you know they suck ass ,
and if you like them your a fag!
The Beatles suck , yea yea yea
The Beatles suck , yea yea yea
The Beatles suck , yea yea yea yea!
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I don't like the Beatles either and think they're overrated too...but your comment about John Lennon was completely disgusting. What the f*ck is wrong with you?
Troll alert!
Intelligent people liking something is a good recommendation. But stupid people hating something is an even better one.
If the Beatles suck, what do you do? And John Lennon being a "liberal", if he was, doesn't justify you being glad he's dead. We'll all be dead one day. But we won't all leave behind some wonderful music like the Beatles.
Let's see, where do I begin? Your pacing sucks ass, you aren't at all amusing and you can't spell. I can't even bring myself to vote on it as 1-1-1 is more than this deserves.
If you do not like the Beatles, then what kind of music do you ENJOY???!!!! Milli Vanilli???? : ((((((
111 pwnd
The Cure? Grow up, kid. And, as Mrs. Lennon said (at least, according to Mr. Lennon, she said it), "Poor boy, when you're dead, you don't take nothing with you but your soul. Think!" But that may be beyond you.
Well, I can't stand Linkin Park and think they are overrated but I wouldn't be glad to see any of them dead. Hmm, where to begin my dissection of this parody? Okay, first the good news: I didn't triple 1 vote this. The bad news: This parody sucks on almost every level from the opening comment to the end.
You're pathetic, and I'm dead, so I guess we're even. Thankyouverymooch.
kenknife9 you really need to get a life
I'm dead too, but that won't stop me from giving this the lowest vote possible....0,0,0....for the zero who wrote this. KenKnife 9, you are to parody what Adolf Hitler was to Human Rights....dog shit stuck on the bottom of my shoe...except this smells worse. And that's all I have to say about that.
If you are going to do a "I hate" parody, you have to do it with class. No class here. See this: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/whitestripes11.shtml
Sorry Arwen , that is not me , for one I don't hate the Beatles , in fact I think there a great band , and second , I use my own name , not come up with some dumb name like that. Oh and to you , this parody is just plain wrong , I can't believe you would wish someone dead
Actually it was me , I put that as my name so poeple wouldn't figure me out , ok , yea , I wrote that parody I really don't give a fu^% , I hate you all , you stupid ass generation , and shame on you Micheal for your haughty stupid ways , may you rot in hell! Bwa ha ha!
As John Lennon, who is more alive now than you've ever been, would've said (in "A Hard Day's Night")... Yer a swine!
No , Micheal , it wasn't w45 whatever I said , I wrote this parody , but now I wish I hadn't , it was wrong , and very selfish of me to say what I said. I'm so sorry you guys , I don't really hate the Beatles , now there not my fav. band , but what I said about John Lennon was driven way out of proportion , and I was an asshole to say. God forgive me , and please people forgive me , as a matter of fact , I plan to write a Beatles song parody on my apology...so I will end it right here.
You SUCK!!
Dude , I apologized and if you can't forgive than it's your loss
Hey , I understand this is a stupid parody , but the guy apologized , so let's give it a rest people , for those who love the Beatles , keep on listening to the Beatles.
I love the Beatles too , and Ken shame on you for writing this , you obviously need a lot of growing up to do , but this bashing him and stuff isn't helping , we would just be at his level.
The Beatles DO suck...and they suck all sorts of ASS.
They are the most talented band that there has ever been. nobody has ever been close to what they were!
Hmmm..They suck do they? Well with over 1 billion record sales to date I would have to disagree. no-one has come even close to that.
Their music is ok but their lyrics are kinda repetetive and juc childish, they don't really say anything in the songs they're empty.
the beatles are highly overrated
and anyone who thinks they are geniuses etc. has been brainwashed by marketting
they are so bad, they must have paid the critcis for good reviews, famous critics that is
then all the other critics followed
the beatles suck so bad, they could not have gone their solely through their own "talent"
Ur an idot the beatles are the greatest band ever they have sold 1billion albums and records worldwide oh yea wen u say ur girlfriend u mean boyfriend u little farget
I hate the Beatles so much!!! and i think they are the most overrated band that ever lived!!!
BUT!! I don`t agree that anyone should die just cause the suck so much ass or even if the did sleep with Brian Epstein9which i think John Lennon did!!!) he still didn`t derserve to die!! even if i can`t stand him!!!
uh...why does your site advertise Beatles music......I like that....making money off of something you hate.....
W00T!!! Screw the Beatles, screw their s***ty-ass piece of s*** overrated goat humping load of diarrhea which is known as their "music". Thought I was the only one in the world who hated them. Thank god I'm not!
first off, you can't spell. also, nearly every line in this thing is fundamentally wrong in terms of meter and rhythm.
i think it's fine if you don't like the beatles, but it's understood in the music community that there needs to be a mutual respect for them.
you say you love U2 and the cure, but they would never have existed without the beatles.
i would advise that you stop wasting your time with cries for attention and read a book or something.
I was not too keen on the lyrics, but the message you carry is oone that I agree with on several levels. The Beatles are most certainly the most overrated band of all time. After about two months of fairly slow guitar learning I was able to play just about all of their stuff. It is so basic, so childish and it does not explore much in the way of humanity and emotion. True art, and I mean art in general as well as music, should be more than commercialisation.
For art to be true art, it must be delve deep into the human state, and sophisicated methods must be used to bring this across.
Has anyone heard of the Wiggles?They're an Australian kids band of four men that sing about octopi and submarines too.
I'm sick to bloody death of that excuse.
"They would never had existed without the Beatles" my arse! Not all music came from the Beatles, you do realise. Heard of rock n' roll? RnB?Jazz? These came from the 50s and before, and from America. Just because U2 is comprised of four wankers doesn't mean they copied the Beatles!
Good day!
The Beatles > Kenknife9 This parody is made of fail, I'll leave it as that before dropping cluster f-bombs.
Not to mention how this songs sucks and the fact that you have no soul for stating that you're glad Lennon's dead. Just do us a favor and go be an hero.
How about, "Kenknife9 sucks yeah yeah yeah, The beatles rule yeah yeah, Kenknife9 sleeps with, Justin Bieber the twat". Stop grabbing attention you a!$£*&. Go and kill yoursel or whatever. Anyway, try and do better than the beatles you f*^&%ing Justin Bieber molesting twat who rapes innocent people for a living even though he has no genitalia. Grow up, you loser, you know "you can't do that".
From what I've seen from the Anthology and what I've heard from their catalog the Fab 4 started out sounding much like any rockabilly band of the time. They later embraced other styles (like psychedeia) that originated in the U.S. but they expanded on those things as well as recording and studio techniques. George intoduced non-Western instruments to rock'n'roll including the sitar, sparking major influences (did somebody say "Peter Gabriel"?). Sgt. Pepper is the first concept album. The Beatles brought rock'n'roll into another step in its evolution just likethe Rolling Stones spawned hordes of styles themselves by inventing hard rock. Throw those N'SYNC and Celine the Wounded Feline Dion and Lady Ca Ca discs in the trash. Listen to Fab 4 albums and hear rock'n'roll grow and develop. BTW I've seen U2 twice and they are dynamic and a tremendous influence in their own right. They've kept on being innovative during the stagnant dumbs*** 90s and horrible 00s.
fu--k THE BBATLES, seriously, they suck ass, worst band ever, overrated as hell, and they are just plain stupid
Gogo - I agree, The Bbatles are nothing more but a ripoff of the Beatles. That is why the Beatles will always be the greatest band ever.
Heh heh. 5s for Max :)
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