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Song Parodies -> "Golden Showers / Carry that Sheik / The End"

Original Song Title:

"Golden Slumbers / Carry that Weight / The End"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Golden Showers / Carry that Sheik / The End"

Parody Written by:

Robert Mackle

The Lyrics

Once there was a way, to please my woman
Once there was a way, to please my woman, darling what position should we try? Shall I take you from behind?

Golden showers hit your eyes, smiles awake you when I rise, sleep pretty darling do not cry that is one thing we shan't try

Once there was a way, to please my woman
Once there was a way, to please my woman, darling what position should we try? Shall I take you from behind?

Boy you gonna carry that sheik, carry that sheik a long time
Boy you gonna carry that sheik, carry that sheik a long time

I never sell you my oil fields, you only send me your F5 bombers
And in the middle of incineration, I break down

Boy you gonna carry that sheik, carry that sheik a long time
Boy you gonna carry that sheik, carry that sheik a long time


Oh yeh! Oh right! Am I gonna be in your dreams tonight?

Love you love you!

And in the end, the time you waste is equal to the albums I make

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stuart mcarthur - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
gee, you're good at this, Robert Mackle - 555
Agrimorfee - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
How did this get past the censor? I like how you threw sensibility out the window, but the 'The End' section was really weak with too many of the original words.
Robert Mackle - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Agriforme, Its one line I repeat, hardly a tragedy. Couldn't fit "nightmares" in.

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