I woke at 5 today oh boy
Just in time to see the sun go down
And though it seems kinda sad
I still had to do my math
I sat lonely in my bath
I blew my nose out on a bus
didn't know some old lady was next to me
And as the snot hit her in the face
She punched me in the eye
So I told her that she looked like a guy
I finished uni today oh boy
Now im sat alone doing bugger all
All my friends have moved away
But I just sleep instead
Id rather stay in bed
Id love to get a .job

Woke up, burped in my bed, asked my girl to give me head
Made my way downstairs and smashed a cup
And looking up I noticed my mate
Found my coat and got my hat
Made the pub in seconds flat
Drank fifteen pints and smoked a joint
And then I left and went into a dream

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Went to the pub today oh boy
Four thousand cans the prize of the quiz
Although the cans were rather crap
I had to shut my gob, now I know how many beers it takes to become a slob

Id love to get a job