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Song Parodies -> "F*** off Madonna!"

Original Song Title:

"Lady Madonna"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"F*** off Madonna!"

Parody Written by:

Robert Mackle

The Lyrics

A song to show my hatred for Madonna
F*** off Madonna
Your religion too
You haven't wrote a decent song since 1992

F*** off Kabbalah
It's a dumbass cult
Doesn't change the simple fact that you are still a slut

Can't believe your career is never ending
How many movie stars have you done?
People drop dead when they see your movies
See how they run!

F*** off Madonna
And your husband Guy
Why not both crawl in a hole and just f***ing die.

Hooohooohooohoooohooohoooohoooo

Give me a gun!

F*** off Madonna
Retire and stay in bed
I'm driven insane by your crap music in my head

You're more ugly than a monkey's backside
Eating rusty nails would be more fun
Than listening to your consistent whining

Give me a gun!

F*** off Madonna
Leave Britain right now
Kill yourself and rot in hell you talentless cow

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 10

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Dave - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Baby Madonna,
At your mother's breast;
Wonder if the NBA will get the rest.
Yet Another Dutchman - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I like this one, although the aggressive tone seems to drown out the fun. I gave you a 3 for funny, but I would have given you a 3.4 or so because I did enjoy it. She hasn't written a decent song since 1992? I thought 92 was her Erotica-period.
LucidLupin LeeBee - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Hilarious and true ;) 555
Michael Pacholek - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I was gonna say she hasn't written a decent song since 1987, but the Dutchman beat me to it. Besides, I'm not sure she actually writes her own songs. You see, her music... makes the people... barf. Ironic: Britney so badly wanted to be Madonna, but Madonna still can't touch Cher. (Neither can I, but then, I'm now too old for her.)
Yet Another Dutchman - October 01, 2005 - Report this comment
So am I. And I was born in the late eighties.
Malik Roberts - October 16, 2005 - Report this comment
That was a great parody! You know, me and Madonna were born on the same birthday--to make matters worse and just to tell you!

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