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Song Parodies -> "Revel-ution"
Original Song Title:
"Revolution"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Revel-ution"
Parody Written by:
Robert Mackle
The Lyrics
In case you aren't familiar with this certain kind of confectionary, "Coffee Revels" are deemed to be from the armpits of Satan himself.
You say you want an orange revel well you know
There's only coffee ones left
You ask me for a toffee revel well you know
You better buy a new bag instead
Cos if you steal my smarties any more
Im gonna throw your crunchie on the floor!
Cos you know its gonna be, coffee! Coffee! Coffee!
You say you want a jelly baby, well you know
The black ones have gone you see
You ask me for a red or orange well you know
You're gonna get a green
So pick a revel and hope its nut
Or end up with a coffee in your gut!
Cos you know its gonna be, coffee! Coffee! Coffee!
You say you want my last rolo, well you know
Id rather give you a tictac
You ask me for a chocolate orange well you know
You better try a different snack!
I know the milky bar kid aint so tough
Id rather eat a bowl of sugar puffs!
But you you know its gonna be, coffee! Coffee! Coffee!
COFFEE! COFFEE! COFFEE!!!!!!
There's only coffee ones left
You ask me for a toffee revel well you know
You better buy a new bag instead
Cos if you steal my smarties any more
Im gonna throw your crunchie on the floor!
Cos you know its gonna be, coffee! Coffee! Coffee!
You say you want a jelly baby, well you know
The black ones have gone you see
You ask me for a red or orange well you know
You're gonna get a green
So pick a revel and hope its nut
Or end up with a coffee in your gut!
Cos you know its gonna be, coffee! Coffee! Coffee!
You say you want my last rolo, well you know
Id rather give you a tictac
You ask me for a chocolate orange well you know
You better try a different snack!
I know the milky bar kid aint so tough
Id rather eat a bowl of sugar puffs!
But you you know its gonna be, coffee! Coffee! Coffee!
COFFEE! COFFEE! COFFEE!!!!!!
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a Revel?...hmm..Wow, you learn something new everyday. This made me think of George's "Savoy Truffle", recorded around the same era. Here's your first 555 from me, and looking forward to giving you more.
Twisted and frightfully fruitalicious.
Pacing a little out but good 455 my fave's the coffee ones....
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