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Song Parodies -> "Joseph's Massive Stomach"

Original Song Title:

"Maxwell's Silver Hammer"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Joseph's Massive Stomach"

Parody Written by:

Dominic L.

The Lyrics

I thought the chorus was pretty funny....
Joe's not physical
People are so critical
Of his fat stomach
Sitting all alone
Wishing he was ski-i-inny

So his physician,
Gave him diet medicine.
So he pops the pill.
But then nothing happens he isn't thril-il-il-illed.

So as he's getting ready to yell,
He eats a burrito

Hang! Hang! Joseph's massive belly hangs out.
Out of his shirt.
Hang! Hang! If you look at it,
You'll be sure that you are hurt.

Back in piggy pen,
Joseph's tummy fits right in.
Can't tell them apart.
Made up of all farts,
An unpleasant ma-a-a-an.

He says, "Go away"
To the fat that seems to stay.
He hates his behind.
Looking all the time
Why must he be fa-a-a-at?

But as he dwells upon all his chub,
He eats up a brownie.

Hang! Hang! Joseph's massive belly hangs out.
Out of his shirt.
Hang! Hang! If you look at it,
You'll be sure that you are hurt.

Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo.

Got a fatty bun,
But he's not the only one.
Joseph sits alone.
Wishing that he wasn't so obese,
Oh, oh, oh.

Flab's not flattering
But that is not mattering
I don't like fat free
(Don't like fat free.)
The doc does not agree
Apparently
So-o-o-o

But as he tells Joseph all this,
He doesn't seem to hear

Hang! Hang! Joseph's massive belly hangs out.
Out of his shirt.
Hang! Hang! If you look at it,
You'll be sure that you are hurt.

Wo wo wo-oh
Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo.
MASSIVE BELLY!!!
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Agrimorfee - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Couldn't find this, at first, because you didn't label it as Part Whatever of the album. Pretty good.
Dominic L. - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, I realized that right after I submitted it!, D'oh!
Michael Pacholek - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Way to pound this one in.
Johnny D - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
E(ntertainment) = M(ass)C(reativity)2 ... a well-formulated parody.
Red Ant - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one. I'll PM you with a suggestion on something I noticed here later on.

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