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Song Parodies -> "For The Beans Ya Eat, Ya Pay The Price"

Original Song Title:

"Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"For The Beans Ya Eat, Ya Pay The Price"

Parody Written by:

South Park Al

The Lyrics

this is about that famous canadian farting duo..phillip and terrance
for the beans ya eat, you pay the price
there will be some farts tonight...from in between
its hazardous to light a flare
you could burn the goods down there...what a scene
older men, of course, will poop when fartin'
burstin' through their garments...like hellfire
in this way...they will spray...no cares in the world

the constipated cannot play
unless they're loosened up some way...to free the gates
the farts will fly...the vapor stings
and little bits are sure to cling...this, i hate
misters T and P assure the public
their production will be certain to stun
and of course...all this force...rancid with rot

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Dominic L. - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody is really spooky with the OS music...
2Eagle - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Five fragrant fuzzies.
Royce Miller - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Al, I've seen some parodies on this topic that weren't nearly as discreet and neatly written; I do enjoy your writing.
south park al - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks dominic 2eagle and royce
Patrick Yoness - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Another good one...
John Barry - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Fiving for the benefit of Messrs. shite.
Patrick Yoness - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Also, I noticed from your handle and body of work that you are the resident South Park parodist. (Is that a word?). I had an idea but could never make it work: Kenny's Slain (Penny Lane). It's all yours if you accept this challenge...
Rick C - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Great one! Patrick, I'm sure if you check back within the next few days, South Park Al will not disappoint you on Kenny''s demise. Oh yeah 5s.
PMS - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
This song is a real gas
Dee Range - August 11, 2005 - Report this comment
"You might burn the goods down there" cracked me up. Great stuff alvin
south park al - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks patrick (i'll give it a shot)...john rick PMS and dee
south park al - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
ok..."kenny's slain" is done....watch for it in the next batch
Johnny D - August 12, 2005 - Report this comment
"Canadian Farting Duo" .... LOL !!
Patrick Yoness - August 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Sweet... (Cartman style)

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