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Song Parodies -> "Jello Dessert Queen"

Original Song Title:

"Yellow Submarine"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Jello Dessert Queen"

Parody Written by:

Tim Mayfield

The Lyrics

Is it brown? Did she use corn?
Is that Scope or Listerine?
Keep it cold! Are those things ripe?
I'm no fan of things this green

Once it's chilled the wiggle's fun
Always round with plastic sheen
Getting sick without a taste
Thanks to Jello Dessert Queen

We all call her the Jello Dessert Queen
Jello Dessert Queen, Jello Dessert Queen
We all call her the Jello Dessert Queen
Jello Dessert Queen, Jello Dessert Queen

Toxic waste in molding poured
We sometimes find an apple core
To this end our stomachs pay
(wretching sounds to clown music)

We all call her the Jello Dessert Queen
Jello Dessert Queen, Jello Dessert Queen
We all call her the Jello Dessert Queen
Jello Dessert Queen, Jello Dessert Queen

She used carrots, rice and peas
Some new recipe that she did read
Said she's out of lima bean
Right before we split the scene

We all call her the Jello Dessert Queen
Jello Dessert Queen, Jello Dessert Queen
We all call her the Jello Dessert Queen
Jello Dessert Queen, Jello Dessert Queen

We all call her the Jello Dessert Queen
Jello Dessert Queen, Jello Dessert Queen
We all call her the Jello Dessert Queen
Jello Dessert Queen, Jello Dessert Queen
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alvin rhodes - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
lol...i used to complain when my mom would put grapes in the jello....let alone lima beans and stuff...fun read...5s
Adagio - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
If my stomach didn't hurt already, I would use some of these "hints". 5's
Agrimorfee - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Ehhhhhhhhkay.
John Barry - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Yummy. 5s.
Johnny D - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
This parody quivers with gelatinous genius.
Michael Pacholek - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
My mother likes to say, "You can never have too much garlic, except maybe in jello." She'd like this.
Kat - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
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