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Song Parodies -> "Sex Man"

Original Song Title:

"Taxman"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Sex Man"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

let me tell you of ecstasy
there's one for you..nineteen for she
cause i'm the sex man
yeah...i'm the sex man

should your poor gent appear too small
he's likely average, after all
cause i'm the sex man
yeah...i'm the sex man

if its shy, you are...the sex is sweet
if it just don't fit...no sex complete
if your wife is cold...the sex lacks heat
if there's dirty talk...the sex is neat
sex man

just tell me why you do it for
(sex man...dr. kinsey)
and if you want it less or more
(sex man is discreet)
cause i'm the sex man
yeah...i'm the sex man

now, i supply the how and why
declare your passions...don't you lie
cause i'm the sex man
yeah...i'm the sex man
don't go talking to no one, but me
sex man

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Royce Miller - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Alvin, all we need now is a phone number.
Johnny D - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
For a good rhyme, call Alvin The Sex Man at 555-4U4U.
Adagio - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one, alvin. Does that number work? j/k 5's
John Barry - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
"sex man...dr. kinsey"--great! 5s
Red Ant - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Wood one Alvin. I'd list my own phone number comment but with my luck it would be a legit phone number.=)
AFW - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty sexy...
alvin rhodes - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks royce johnny adagio john red ant and AFW
Michael Pacholek - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Should this be rated Triple-5 or Triple-X?
alvin rhodes - July 28, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks michael

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