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Song Parodies -> "Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe"

Original Song Title:

"Lovely Rita, Meter Maid"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe"

Parody Written by:

Rick Cormier

The Lyrics

Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe
Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe

Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe
Really showed me what mean is
EMTs had to come cart me away

Through a friend, I chanced to meet her
Didn't know she's a man beater
She's a mean ass-kicker with a killer right hook

She was fast, I was much slower
In a flash, she wrenched my shoulder
Had to spend a month on disability, man

Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe,
Through it all, smiled so sweetly
Up with her knee, she came. No kids for me

Took a swing, I couldn't hit her
She caught me, a real lip-splitter
Twisted my right ankle in ways it shouldn't bend

My left arm was dislocated
Took a week but, bruises faded
Couldn't leave the sofa, I was so black and blue

Oh, Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe
There is something about you
Maybe I'm sick , I get a kick from you

(Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe)
Oh, Rough Lolita Babe
(Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe)
Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe

(Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe)
Oh, Rough Lolita Babe
(Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe)
Rough Lolita, Beatin' Babe
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Dee Range - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Similar themes we have today, Rick. At least you didn't die in yours :-). Especially liked the "No kids for me" line. High 5's
alvin rhodes - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
rollicking good fun...5s
Stuart McArthur - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
ha, very good, Rick, and "Had to spend a month on disability, man" was an exquisite match to the OS - 555
John Barry - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL funny! Great title.
Rick C - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks to Dee, Alvin and John. Stuart, thanks but, where are those 5's ya promised?
John Barry - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick, for some reason they aren't registering. I tried voting twice, but the results don't show.
Meriadoc - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Hmmmm...interesting.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Here are 555 repeats of "maneater" by Hall & Oates to see if it gives you any ideas to a follow up. :-)
Michael Pacholek - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Sounds like somebody's been watchin' Mistress Julia on "Slave to the Metal" on Fuse.
Rick D - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Once you've done all the Beatle songs, your journey to the "D" side will be complete, young apprentice................
Stuart McArthur - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
whoops,didn't I click them? - I hate it when that happens
AFW - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
DKOS...but sounds like my ex, here...good story, tho
Rick C - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks John. Thanks Merry, K1, MP, Master Rick D, Stuart and AFW!
Kristof Robertson - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Tres clever! 555....LR seems like a fun one to do...must come up with an idea....555
Rick C - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Kristof. I'm sure you'll come up with something, you always do! By the way, this morning, I came up with a great title....Bi-Guy! I checked through history and guess who'd beaten me to it? I left you a comment on it. (and had to give you fivers, of course). JERK ! :-)
Yoidy - February 12, 2007 - Report this comment
The lovely Rita would inspire me to beat somthing else. 5s
Agrimorfee - February 16, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) This one knocked me out...perfect changes abound, from the title itself, to "killer right hook"/"little black book", to "disability"/"military".
Matthias - February 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Great parody of the BEATles
Max Power - February 24, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC-Best one yet
Red Ant - February 25, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC3) Not sure how I missed this one. "Up with her knee, she came. No kids for me" and "I get a kick from you" were the best lines. Great subs throughout. 5s
Stuart McArthur - February 26, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) see above for the line I liked most, but I also loved the "killer right hook" for little white book - excellent parody Rick
Below Average Dave - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) You know what can be consistantly said about you Rick Cormier, there is nothing boring or repetitive about any of your parodies. . .I guess it is why you are one of the few parodists here on AmIRight that I actually had heard of before this site. . .you are just that good.
The Charnstar - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC - I'm with Dave 100% Even though I heard of you because of Spaff, and then I found some more of your songs, I have them on my mp3, and then I found AmIRight.com. anyway, the point is, you kick ass, this kicks ass, 5-5-5
Johnny D - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Rick, Rick, Rick! This is twisted just the way I like!
Jeff Reuben - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Loved it! Sounds like my kind of woman! She doesn't work as a bar maid, does she? Well done, 5s.
Michael McVey - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Yep, the girl fought back!!!! Good for her!!!!--MM
Rick C - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Belated thank yous to Yoidy, Agri, Matthias, Max, Red Ant, Stu, B.A.D., the Charnstar, Johnny D, Jeff and Michael. I have been at, perhaps, the lowest point of my life this past month and your kind comments have given me a lift. For that, again, I thank you.
Mikey Squirrel - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Ah, nothing like a nice sadomasochistic (did I spell that right?)parody. We seem to have quite a few violent entries in this round.. no sense beating ourselves up over it (haha). Good job, Rick.

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