You say you want a bigger election,
Well we know
We know it's a real hard job
You want to win the voter's affection
So well we know
How to make them voters throb

But when you talk about dysfunction
What you really need's a big... turnout
When results are gonna be
So tight, so tight, so tight

You tell me that it ain't a solution
Like hell, you know
Just one more election scam
We put the "con" in "constitution"
Her-bull, you know
Sending out electoral spam

But if you want a cam-painkiller, don't ask how
It's voting viagra we're selling so buy some now

Don't you know there's gonna be
A fight, a fight, a fight

You know we can cheat to perfection
Postal, you know
Voters are so easily led
If you don't want election rejection
We sell, you know
People voting when they're dead

But if your returning officer says there's fraud
Election dysfunction's a problem can't be ignored

Don't you know it's gonna be
Not right, not right, not right