Song Parodies -> "Tw***cal ( for K1chyd )"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

"Tw***cal ( for K1chyd )"

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The Lyrics

For you K1chyd. Anyone else who cannot follow this see " Vote For Me 5 "." Twatical " is a non-existant word that has no meaning.

Twatical,
It's the mileage measured nautical
Would K1 want it not at all !
Hysterical, was twatical

L.I.T.,
Red Ant is not familiar with these
Darned pronunciations overseas
WYSIWYG had me L.I.T.

Why she is a hoe I don't know
It's terrible
I got something wrong, very wrong, coined twatical

Taffy pull,
The thought it's so very laughable
It is the place that is knot-able
Yes Paris is, a taffy pull

Not sure that he would like to know
It was a scream
So I made this up for K1chyd

Horrible,
This parody barely rhymes at all
Yeah it may lower my overall
(but) Hysterical, was twatical

hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm ...

Yes K1, the rhymes and syllable compression/extension are bad here but when you coin a new word rhymezone doesn't help much. I pronounce "familiar" with 3 syllables vs 4. Best laugh I had on Thursday. :)

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Rick C - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment

My 5s vote is not meaningless.

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment

How can I vote anything less than 555 for a parody about (good) OLD me? I can't. :-)

L.I.T must be Lost In Translation as we discussed that yesterday (no pun intended - yeah sure...) but if "taffy pull" is something more than a sort of candy (I did some quick googling) you'll have to expand on it for me to get the joke/double entendre there.

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment

Additional: Kudos for the way you worked my old nick into the song, I had NO idea that "Know 1 can hear you dream" scanned so well with the latter part of that line, I would have used it myself somehow a long time ago if I'd known. :-)

Red Ant to K1chyd - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment

Yes, L.I.T. is Lost In Translation. Yeah, I thought about spelling out K1chyd but this was for you alone really ( glad you got that one ;-) ).

As for " taffy pull ", that is a borrowed joke from the Jeff Foxworthy celebrity roast where Larry the Cable guy was dissing this really obnoxious female comedian by telling here that her piercing in her twat looked like a BB ( air gun ammunition ) caught in a taffy puller ( one that is used to make candy )- i.e. A worn out c**t , which is where " taffy pull " comes from ( now you have that stuck in your head ). :)

Red Ant - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment

PS- The 3rd line in that stanza " knot-able " goes along with " taffy pull " as well as anything with that many " twatcial miles " on it would be able to be tied into a knot.

Thanks Rick C.

Peter to Red Ant - May 13, 2005 - Report this comment

I borrowed my yesterday twat pun too, I think I originally heard it about Shannon Doherty, hence why I came up with that other verse about her. :-)

Johnny D - May 14, 2005 - Report this comment

Here's a trio of 5's for your sheer umitigated gall. ;-)

Red Ant - May 14, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Johnny D. Welcome back.

Dominic L. - July 01, 2005 - Report this comment

I don't get it. But I have a feeling I wasn't supposed to... 5's for you

Red Ant - July 02, 2005 - Report this comment

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