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Song Parodies -> "All Day With The Wife"
Original Song Title:
"A Day In The Life"
Original Performer:
The Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"All Day With The Wife"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
I expect to get NO female votes for this...it's all in good fun, honestly!! This kind of ties in with Stuart McArthur's "Reclaim The Pants" Group (Google it!)...also a mention for Dee Range's "A Day With My Wife"...similar title, different angle, but still very good....
She tried on shoes all dayoh boy
She chose eleven pairs then made me pay
And though the shoes were rather tight
My lip I had to bite
If I want sex tonight
We passed a friendly local bar
I thought a brew or two would numb the pain
She said to me "Don't even try!"
My sorrow was ignored
Now I'm pretty sure a married man can die from being bored
We saw a film todayoh boy!
Some flaccid rom-com starring Richard Gere
A crowd of sullen guys in tow
We did not want to go
But we fellows know
They've got usby.theplums.
Woke up, jumped out of bed
Got my golf clubs from the shed
Phoned a mate of mine for eighteen holes
But he said no; "I've got to fix a gate" (Bugger, Bugger, Bugger, Bugger..)
Then I heard my angel's voice
And I knew I had no choice
Days of beer and football, up in smoke
Am I a bloke or a human trampoline?
Aaaarrrrrggghhhh!! (melodically)
I've got the blues today, oh boy..
Four thousand dresses in a downtown mall
And all the dresses are too small
Why must she try them all?
I'm emasculated (yes, that means I've sacrificed my balls)
I've got no.where.to.run
She chose eleven pairs then made me pay
And though the shoes were rather tight
My lip I had to bite
If I want sex tonight
We passed a friendly local bar
I thought a brew or two would numb the pain
She said to me "Don't even try!"
My sorrow was ignored
Now I'm pretty sure a married man can die from being bored
We saw a film todayoh boy!
Some flaccid rom-com starring Richard Gere
A crowd of sullen guys in tow
We did not want to go
But we fellows know
They've got usby.theplums.
Woke up, jumped out of bed
Got my golf clubs from the shed
Phoned a mate of mine for eighteen holes
But he said no; "I've got to fix a gate" (Bugger, Bugger, Bugger, Bugger..)
Then I heard my angel's voice
And I knew I had no choice
Days of beer and football, up in smoke
Am I a bloke or a human trampoline?
Aaaarrrrrggghhhh!! (melodically)
I've got the blues today, oh boy..
Four thousand dresses in a downtown mall
And all the dresses are too small
Why must she try them all?
I'm emasculated (yes, that means I've sacrificed my balls)
I've got no.where.to.run
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Try on some size 5s for this one, Kristof! A great parody from my favorite band ever!
Ha! The battle of the sexes seems to be a popular theme among parodists these days... Great job. Very funny.
You know you will get some female comments---anyway, a day shopping with a man is the worst kind of day I can think of. Hey, you've got my permission to stay on that green all day.
Just thisclose to perfect, even though there were lots of great lines. Instead of "And though the shoes were rather tight", I would have said "And though the money's kind of tight". Didn't rhyme where it should at the plums line, and questionable pacing here and there. 445
Don't apologise... the women here can take a joke, and it's a funny one!
You'd get a vote from my wife; she hates Richard Gere. I loved the parody. A day for some fives.
How about "A dayjob for wife" with a Pakistani accent or something like that. I couldn't pull that one off but I think you're among those who could Kristof.
my favorite of the day..fives plus
Ah yes, those three little words that women love to hear - "Let's go shopping".
Let's take a moment to remember the men who have died staring blankly at the outside world with a pocket-book in hand not their own... Funny stuff, Kristof.
The trampoline line was great.... Good job, Kristof... :)
Thanks, everyone! Rick C: Great minds.....Leo: Cheers, dude!.....Royce: I knew you'd get it :-)......Agri: Check your PMs.......Rick D: I sure hope so!......John: I love your wife (platonically, of course)......Peter: Oh man, I can't do accents! ;-).......Alvin, As always, my friend, thanks......Rex: I'm getting chills just thinking about it!......Glen: I think a memorial service is in order.....byeee!
Thanks, Mac!!
Absolutely brilliant. I also apreciated the human tampoline line. Very Paul Simon-esque.
"bugger bugger bugger bugger" was truly Kristofian - and your style is very distinct - I love the way you see wacky opportunities in the OS and go with them - btw I might post this on
http://www.reclaimthepants.com
with credit to our UK-based soul-mate - oh, and 555
http://www.reclaimthepants.com
with credit to our UK-based soul-mate - oh, and 555
Sorry to disagree, folks. The best line was "Some flaccid rom-com starring Richard Gere..." Worth 5s by itself. Overall, a highly comic and unashamedly sexist portrait of a stereotypical relationship.
Charlie: That's funny, considering I look like Art Garfunkel.;-0......Stu: I believe the proper adjective is "Kristofesque" ;-)..thanks for the comments, mate, and I'm always happy to promote RTP's credo here in the UK.. Bob: Hey stranger! Thanks a bunch....
Hilarious! I'll have to let my wife know how much I appreciate the fact she lets me golf once a year (actually, I think she agrees with Royce that she'd rather me be on the golf course than bugging her while shopping).
You don't like shopping for shoes or watching rom coms with Richard Gere? Will you marry me?
I was incorrect about pacing...Kris gets a 545 from me.
Kristof - it's not that I didn't consider Kristofesque, but so far on amiright there's adagioesque and Reubenesque, so I went for variety
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