Song Parodies -> "Lady Piranha"

Original Song Title:

"Lady Madonna"

Original Performer:

"Lady Piranha"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Lady Piranha, little fish that eats
Anything it wants to, with its razor teeth
They get the weak ones
Strip em down to grease
They are nature's sanitary fish police

Friday night in Amazon they're lurking
Creeping up on them would not be fun
They could snap your toe right from your bootlace
You better run

Lady Piranha, you don't brush with Crest
Wonder how it manages to all digest?
you better run

Lady Piranha, lurking there in wait
What's the most delicious thing you ever ate?

Tuesday you were snapping at a turtle
Wednesday morning, turtle had no tail
Thursday you were swimming in a school, dear
Hear how they wail

Lady Piranha, little fish that eats
Anything it wants to, with its razor teeth

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Rick C - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Sharp! 5s

Johnny D - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Nippy! 5's

John Barry - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment

LOL, all teeth showing, at "Lady Piranha, you don't brush with Crest.." 5s

Carnavera - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment

Where can I get a bowl of piranha?

AFW - April 28, 2005 - Report this comment

This is one you can really sink your teeth into...and fits well with the original...I believe Madonna is a maneater, too....

Susanna Viljanen - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment

On Friday you did feast on anaconda
Saturday a frog you ate in haste
Sunday, your dish was a capybara
See how they taste!

Lady Piranha, 555 I'll send
Wonder if your success ever will have end?

Guy - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment

I think those fish eat razor blades and gunpowder to suppliment their disposition. Very original Royce. Well done.

Michael Pacholek - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment

Well, now we know Royce's fantasy: To be the first woman to be the top villain in a James Bond film. (Bond villains have often used nasty fish as methods of execution.)

Royce Miller - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks for the comments, to all. And Michael, you would be the one to reveal my fantasy. Nasty fish, my weapon of choice.

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