the songs of alvin rhodes
they seem to be poor
that dude won't disappear
i wish he'd write no more
he always leaves songs here
lately, i've ignored

that guy writes every night
puts his crap on display
i think he's really weird
wish he'd go away
why does he post songs here
every single day

many times he made me moan
the songs so bad, i cried
why he tries, i'll never know
his muse got sick and died

but still he comes on back
boy, i hate alvin rhodes
its bad as you might fear
this fellow's got to go
i think i've made it clear
alvin, i abhor

but still he comes on back
boy, i hate alvin rhodes
its bad as you might fear
this fellow's got to go
i think i've made it clear
alvin, i abhor

yuck yuck yuck yuck