Song Parodies -> "Jennifer Garner"

Original Song Title:

"Lady Madonna"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Jennifer Garner"

Parody Written by:

Sidney Bristow

The Lyrics

Jennifer Garner
Always looking fine
Wasting her afflections on ol' Ben Swine
Jennifer Garner
Dump that loser now
He's in love with Matt Damon anyhow
Monday nights, she carries out her duty
Sydney Bristow's big ass-kickin' spree
Everyday, Electra's kickin' booty on DVD!
Jennifer Garner
Big ol' movie star
Do you have an idea how fine you are?
Jennifer Garner
When I watch TV
I think to myself "would she marry me?"

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Airfarcewon - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Very well written Celeb parody...fives all

Michael Pacholek - April 08, 2005 - Report this comment

It would be all fives, if the song was all there. You left out a verse and a bridge. You know what the CIA's penalty is for leaving a job unfinished, don't you? Well, I could tell you, but...

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