Song Parodies -> "Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade"

Original Song Title:

"Lovely Rita"

Original Performer:

"Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade"

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The Lyrics

(Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade!)
(Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade!)
(Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade!)
(Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade!)

Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade
Riding your chartered team bus
When your bus parks they'll tow your cart away!

Stand in line
At Trek Conventions
Waiting for
Your chance to mention
To your favorite actors how you love how they look!

When you're there
They look much older
And they seem
Abrupt and colder
Even to the nerdiest and geekiest fans!

Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade
May I inquire discreetly
How frequently
You bathe and clean your teeth?

(Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade!)
(Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade!)
(Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade!)
(Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade!)

You sent out
For take-out dinner
Ate a lot
Did not get thinner
Sitting 'round and arguing 'bout Episode Ten

Got the bill
And when you read it
Tried to pay
With Star Fleet "credits"
Got a dirty look from the delivery dude!

Ohhh!

Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade
Where would you be without Trek?
Underarms stink and all you think is drek!

(Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade!)
(Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade!)
(Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade!)
(Lonely Star Fleet Geek Parade!)

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alvin rhodes - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment

i'm detecting a theme here...lol....5s

John Barry - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment

My very first submissions were all the Pepper tunes, but they were too earnest. This is great, JD.

Johnny D - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Thank you, Alvin and John.

Stuart McArthur - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment

hee hee - 555

Johnny D - March 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Ho ho! Thanks Stu!

Know 1 can hear you dream - March 12, 2005 - Report this comment

In all honesty Johnny, as great as your parodies are, I think that a whole album with this is a bit depressing. I know that you don't mean it literally etc, but for me, this theme works best one song at a time with hiatuses between.

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