Oh,
Flown in from Miami Beach,
To Kennedy
Had a couple drinks this flight
'Fore another flight I'll put my mind at ease
Yeah, I'm sure one drinks alright

I'm back in the airports bar
You don't know how drunk yet you are, boy
Back in the airports bar (yeah)

Gotta fly this plane right into L-A-X
Hope that we will get there soon
My Co-pilots drunk and he is having sex
Somewhere in the plane's bathroom

I'm back in the airports bar
You don't know how drunk yet you are, boy
Back in the airport
Back in the airport
Back in the airport's bar

Well, these damn long flights really knock me out
I cant keep a straight mind
I need those drinks or I'll scream and shout
But tell the crew the pilot's fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fine

Oh Come on!
Oh Yeah!
oh Yeah!
Oh Oh yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah, I'm back in the airports bar
You don't know how drunk yet you are, boy
Back in the airport's bar

Well, these damn long flights really knock me out
I cant keep a straight mind
I need those drinks or I'll scream and shout
But tell the crew the pilot's fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fine

Oh, It's alright I think I can control the pit
Even though I'm slightly drunk
Gee I'm kinda buzzed, where's the landing strip
Aint it great we carry guns

I'm back in the airports bar
You don't know how drunk yet you are, boy
Back in the airport's bar

Oh-oh, let me tell you, Control
Hey I'm back!
I'm back in the airports bar
yes, I'm drunk
Yeah, back in the airport's bar

Ha! Ha!