Song Parodies -> "A Plea For The Spice Girls To Get Back Together"

Original Song Title:

"Ballad of John and Yoko"

Original Performer:

"A Plea For The Spice Girls To Get Back Together"

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The Lyrics

Cycling at the gym down in Chesham
Video is on MTV
It didn't sound nice, t'was an ex-Baby Spice
And the most horrific thought came to me:

Christ! There's five of the Spice Girls
That's five new songs to be sung
If they got back together
At least there's only be one

Running fit to bust on the treadmill
List'ning to Victoria's hit
Well, it would be wrong to call it a song
Coz she can't sing, and it sounds like ...rubbish

Christ! There's five of the Spice Girls
That means there's three more to come
If they got back together
At least there's only be one

I heard a shriek while pumping some iron
Sounding like a banshee from Hell
But the girl on the screen, I knew that I'd seen
I'm pretty sure it's one of the 'Mel's

Christ! There's five of the Spice Girls
Those girls want to have fun
If they got back together
At least there's only be one

Stopping for a breather and to gab a drink
Everyone agrees with what I said
It was my judgement
They're all lacking talent
It's time to find them all a brand new role, think!

Thought that CNN would be safer
Another of those Spice Girls again
Those big smiley teeth, it's hard to believe
Are they serious, she's with the UN?

Christ! There's five of the Spice Girls
That's what they said in the Sun
If they got back together
At least there's only be one

Listening to "Reach" with my eyes closed
Doing my last and final situp
I came up with a curse
I know what could be worse
If S-Club 7 ever split up

Christ! There's five of the Spice Girls
Has anyone got a gun?
If they got back together
At least there's only be one
Said if they got back together
At least there's only be one

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tea - January 03, 2003 - Report this comment

i wish that the spice girls would get together and make up songs again becouse they were awsome well at least they used to be but i dont know if my wish will come true i hope so.

Princess Ana - January 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Ah, 90's nostalgia.

Billy Florio - January 25, 2003 - Report this comment

Why didnt I remember this song from when it first got submitted? anyway..Phil, this is now one of my favorite parodies of all time..this is great

Michael Pacholek - February 03, 2003 - Report this comment

This is the best anti-Spice piece since Jay Leno said, "Their new single is called 'Stop.' Think this was a smart move? Now, when people say, 'Stop!' they can say it was a request!"

Fyliessia Foddent - May 03, 2003 - Report this comment

For me it's not good to do this kind of things to people especially to the Spice Girls. And i hope u could tell all the people around the world about this comment coz this is'nt a bad comment but the good & the better for the untalented songwriter&parody of hell.And i wish the Spice Girls will reply a better for u.

Spaff.com - June 19, 2003 - Report this comment

Aimlessly browsin' the site and found this. Excellent!

Rick D - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment

I love the fact that you attracted fans of the SG to your parody just from the title, only to send them packing in bitter disappointment. Good Bait and Switch.

Lady Luck Moony - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment

Lordy, hear you! Man, I thought I was the only person that the Spice Girls drove nuts. Thank you for letting me know I'm not alone!

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