Well, these pretzels are making me thirsty
down at our coffee shop, now.
And everybody's so depressed because
the Thursday-night lineup is a flop, now.
And NBC's getting worried
just because of all their programming slop, now.
There's no more fun, fun, fun
since old Jerry packed up and went away.
(No more fun, since old Jerry packed up and went away.)

Well, the Peacock Network big shots have been sulking
since back in '92, now.
(Back in '92, now, back in '92!)
That's when "Cheers" and Johnny Carson both told the suits
"No more soup for you, now."
(No more soup for you, now, no more soup for you!)
Not that there's anything wrong with that
but they're feeling so blue, now!
(And they feel so blue, now, and they feel so blue!)
There's no more fun, fun, fun
since old Jerry packed up and went away.
(No more fun, since old Jerry packed up and went away.)

Well, they lost "Friends" and "Frasier"
and now, Tom Brokaw's hung 'em up, now!
(Brokaw's hung 'em up, now, Brokaw's hung 'em up!)
And they got the NHL rights
but with lockout, won't show Stanley Cup, now!
(Won't show Stanley Cup, now, won't show Stanley Cup!)
And they still got "ER" but on "West Wing"
Martin Sheen's term is up, now!
(His two terms are up, now, his two terms are up!)
There's no more fun, fun, fun
since old Jerry packed up and went away.
(No more fun, since old Jerry packed up and went away.)

There's no more fun, fun, fun
since old Jerry packed up and went away.
(No more fun, since old Jerry packed up and went away.)