Little dog poop - (you don't know) - You don't know where it's dropped.
Dog poop...You don't know where it's dropped.

Well, I'm just warning you,
So, walk lookin' down.
'Cause there's doggies droppin' poop all over town.
When someone comes up the street, they don't watch their step.
And then they leave a big impression on the city cement.
Just a little dog poop - You don't know where it's dropped.
(Dog poop - You don't know where it's dropped)

Just a little dog poop on the thoroughfare,
But it's bigger than the birds' on the statues here.
It's laced with blades of grass, and a little chow.
And I could just go on forever, but I'll stop right now.
Just a little dog poop, you don't know where it's dropped.
Dog poop, goin' plop-plop-kerplop.

They've got a competition goin' with a nice doggie prize,
And it's for most artistic, with another for size.
And if that ain't enough to make you watch your step,
Here's one more tip - You're gonna slip, Big Daddy!

Don't walk alone in town if the moon ain't bright,
And If you take to goin' barefoot - you could cry all night.
You'll get bent out of shape, 'cause it's hard to move,
When you've got doggie-poop on both your shoes.
Just a little dog poop . . . You don't know where it's dropped.
Dog poop parked in front of a shop.
Just a little dog poop . . . Hey, It's time to mop up.
Dog poop . . . You don't know where it's dropped.