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Song Parodies -> "Relish"
Original Song Title:
"Cherish"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Association
Parody Song Title:
"Relish"
Parody Written by:
Spaff.com
The Lyrics
(Bum bum bum bum...)
Relish is the word I use to descri-ibe
All the green stuff that I have
Dripping down my face and si-ide
You don't know how many foot-long hot dogs I can swallow
You don't know how many Fritos corn chips that will follow
You don't know how many beers it takes to fill the
Hollow deep inside if you don't relish me as much as I
Relish you
Ketchup is the word that more than appli-ies
To what you've - got to do - to - ever be my si-ize
'Cause I am not gonna share my pot of pork and beans
And I am not gonna share my box of Krispy Kremes
And I am not gonna share the stuff spilled on my
Jeans unless you love it too so
Mayo - conclude I'm your
Hot dog
Oh I'm beginning to drink
This toast to toasted buns
And hope that I don't have to pee
Till I have mustard up the courage
Just enough sauce
To ask if I'm yer
Frankfur-ter
Or I am just nacho cheeses tonight?
Wish I could be sashimi
'Cause then you'd eat me raw
Or linguini
So you would slurp me like a straw
In your martini
Or is that far too bourgeois?
You make my heart move far far from the sauer crowd
But knock wurst than my caaa-aaar!
Chili is the word I use to descriiiiiiibe
That whole feeling that I get from your "you're a weenie" viiiiiiibe
You don't know how many times I've longed to onion dip you (Ooowooo)
You don't know how many times I've longed to bacon strip you (Ooowooo)
You don't know how many times I've wished that I could
Slip you so much beef you'd have to relish me as much as I
Relish you
And I do
Relish you
And Ragu
And fondue
Relish is the word
Relish is the word I use to descri-ibe
All the green stuff that I have
Dripping down my face and si-ide
You don't know how many foot-long hot dogs I can swallow
You don't know how many Fritos corn chips that will follow
You don't know how many beers it takes to fill the
Hollow deep inside if you don't relish me as much as I
Relish you
Ketchup is the word that more than appli-ies
To what you've - got to do - to - ever be my si-ize
'Cause I am not gonna share my pot of pork and beans
And I am not gonna share my box of Krispy Kremes
And I am not gonna share the stuff spilled on my
Jeans unless you love it too so
Mayo - conclude I'm your
Hot dog
Oh I'm beginning to drink
This toast to toasted buns
And hope that I don't have to pee
Till I have mustard up the courage
Just enough sauce
To ask if I'm yer
Frankfur-ter
Or I am just nacho cheeses tonight?
Wish I could be sashimi
'Cause then you'd eat me raw
Or linguini
So you would slurp me like a straw
In your martini
Or is that far too bourgeois?
You make my heart move far far from the sauer crowd
But knock wurst than my caaa-aaar!
Chili is the word I use to descriiiiiiibe
That whole feeling that I get from your "you're a weenie" viiiiiiibe
You don't know how many times I've longed to onion dip you (Ooowooo)
You don't know how many times I've longed to bacon strip you (Ooowooo)
You don't know how many times I've wished that I could
Slip you so much beef you'd have to relish me as much as I
Relish you
And I do
Relish you
And Ragu
And fondue
Relish is the word
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Frankly, Spaff, this is not the wurst of your parodies by any means. Let's see, how many more hot dog puns can I think of?
it seems that you feel passionate about this, Spaff; your parodies are top notch
Tasty. 15 packets of relish.
i relished it...my favorite song of the day...5s plus
This was frankly rather good. It's going to take a lot to ketchup with you now, Spaff.
Hot Dog Heresy! Ketchup, mustard, onions only!! Though in Utah it may be a commandment. 555.
Okay, that does it, Spaff. You've inspired me. Watch for my new parody, "Fetish", posting soon on an AmiRight near you.
Worshipping at the temple of Spaff once again...
Spaff, I just submitted "Fetish" for the next posting...in its top-comments box, I included a link to this parody of yours to give you full credit for inspiring "Fetish".
Favorites: "mustard up the courage" and "sauer crowd". A truly supersized work.
Spaff, it seems as though you have gone into a deeper realm of parody writing than ever before...very subtle--and non-subtle--when it needs to be, incredible punning. Zen and the Art of Parody Maintenance should be the book you write in your future!
I'd like to see you entering the hot dog-eating contest at Coney Island, won two years running by a 123 pound Japanese man who ate over 50, bun and all, in twelve minutes. Great parody, per usual. There ought to be a Spaff button by the voting box, where it automatically fills in fives. It would save us all a lot of time.
As Oakland A's pitcher Darold Knowles once said of his then-teammate, my favorite ballplayer of all time, Reggie Jackson, "There isn't enough mustard in the world to cover that hot dog." So it is with Spaff. You're really on a roll.
Thanx, Royce-a-Ryni & Johnglebarry & scholar rhodes & GD'R & Lee OJ & Wrecks & Aggro & Michaelopedia! The best thing about punny parodies is the even-more-punny comments they generate. Please, everyone, remember to use a condiment.
Johnny DD: You generated an idea, wrote it, and submitted it in an hour and a half? Good heavens, man - it takes me that long just to decide on a title.
Ant In Chains: It may well be a commandment in Utah. There are so many I lose track.
Dee Gestion: I gave up on the competitive eating circuit after that asparagus contest a few years ago. My pee still smells funny.
Johnny DD: You generated an idea, wrote it, and submitted it in an hour and a half? Good heavens, man - it takes me that long just to decide on a title.
Ant In Chains: It may well be a commandment in Utah. There are so many I lose track.
Dee Gestion: I gave up on the competitive eating circuit after that asparagus contest a few years ago. My pee still smells funny.
excellent - I've mustard up some 5s fondue, I mean 'for you' - to lightly sip from your masterful wordplay, Spaff - 555
Hilarious! 555!
This is FAB, Spaffer...great work as usual.
s2art & Local Celebrity & Sister Evenstar: Belated thanx for your condiments, er, comments.
I thought this was funny as hell! omg! this is a talnet u got, u can b the next weird al
Belated thanx, maddywoo. But I don't want to be the next Weird Al. I want to be the *current* one. I wonder if he's got room for me in there.
Staight-up genius. Triple rhymes in OS not easy to pull off so cleverly. And rhyming to the OS on top of it? And just too much brilliant wordplay to start picking out bits... ok, sashimi/lingini/martiini and attendant naughty puns. Well done,sir.
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