you are lovely at heart...what a pity
that your nose is oversize
people tell you that your ol' snoot's a riot
now my girl...you are almost pretty
there's one thing that blocks the view
its so red, you'd think you guzzled booze...you know

its a dandy, all red and giant
nostril hair is on display
you've been blowin' and wipin' that snot away
oh yes...i know it
yeah...been blowin' so hard
you've been wipin' too, baby
yeah...yeah...yeah...yeah

you got a big snout on your face
and its so vast, it will never do
you got a big snout on your face
and girl, its so fat and wide, i'd say its huge

now my girl, its not itty-bitty
and i think it grew and grew..yeah
its been said, your mama had one, too...you know it
its a fatty, instead of tiny
it ain't fair, you look that way
you've been lurkin' and hidin' your face away...you know
you've been lurkin' so long
you've been hidin', too, babe...every day, baby
yeah...yeah...yeah...yeah

you got a big snout on your face
and its so vast, it will never do
you got a big snout on your face
and girl, its so fat and wide, i'd say its huge

some nose, baby...someday. we'll fix it, baby

you got a big snout on your face
and its so vast, it will never do
you got a big snout on your face
and girl, its so fat and wide, i'd say its huge

believe me, baby...its growin', baby...you know its true