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Song Parodies -> "Blend Me, Crepe Me"
Original Song Title:
"Bend Me, Shape Me"
Original Performer:
The American Breed
Parody Song Title:
"Blend Me, Crepe Me"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
I am all the egg that you need, so baby don't blow it
You can make a meal for a king, and baby you know it
Whip me with cheese, not alone
Get your sauce pots in a line
At Easter hunts
Kids like to find
Blend me, crepe me, any way you want me
Long as you cook me, it's alright
Blend me, crepe me, in the pan and scrape me
You got the power to scramble me right
Everybody tells me I'm wrong to roll around madly
But when you're shaped round like I am
You stay put so badly
Cause I've been poached and pan fried
Bacon and toast on the side
Blend me, crepe me, in the pan and scrape me
Long as you cook me, it's alright
Blend me, crepe me, any way you want me
You got the power to souffle me right
Blend me, crepe me, any way you want me, (fade)
You can make a meal for a king, and baby you know it
Whip me with cheese, not alone
Get your sauce pots in a line
At Easter hunts
Kids like to find
Blend me, crepe me, any way you want me
Long as you cook me, it's alright
Blend me, crepe me, in the pan and scrape me
You got the power to scramble me right
Everybody tells me I'm wrong to roll around madly
But when you're shaped round like I am
You stay put so badly
Cause I've been poached and pan fried
Bacon and toast on the side
Blend me, crepe me, in the pan and scrape me
Long as you cook me, it's alright
Blend me, crepe me, any way you want me
You got the power to souffle me right
Blend me, crepe me, any way you want me, (fade)
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This was eggstraordinary. 5's!
I love food parodies...and this one is very tasty...555
Eggcellent!!! 555
delicious....5s
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