I'm not gay... I'm a girl, not a boy, so I say!

I've got parts that dingle, dangle, dingle
As I go stridin' girly-wise along;
Ladies say "No girl can hang that shingle;
Letting you in our bathroom's sick and wrong!"

Oh, tranny tramps! (Oh, tranny tramps!) Oh, tranny tramps! (Oh, tranny tramps!)
I look kinda cute in dresses, but I can't get menstrual cramps. (can't get menstrual cramps.)

I've got parts that dingle, dangle, dingle
As I go stridin' girly-wise along;
The gals say, "Don't flash at us that thingle!
Showing off your pink noodle's sick and wrong!"

Inclusiveness! (Inclusiveness!) Inclusiveness! (Inclusiveness!)
I can go in locker rooms and watch your little girls undress. (little girls undress.)

I've got parts that dingle, dangle, dingle
(I've got parts that dingle, dangle, dingle)
As I go stridin' girly-wise along;
(As I go stridin' girly-wise along;)
With the girls, folks say I shouldn't mingle,
(With the girls, folks say I shouldn't mingle,)
'Cause transgenderism is sick and wrong.
('Cause transgenderism is sick and wrong.)

No inner pearl! (No inner pearl!) No inner pearl! (No inner pearl!)
I could turn my parts inside out, but that won't make me a girl. (won't make me a girl.)

I've got parts that dingle, dangle, dingle
(I've got parts that dingle, dangle, dingle)
As I go stridin' girly-wise along;
(As I go stridin' girly-wise along;)
Naked ten-year-old girls make me tingle,
(Naked ten-year-old girls make me tingle,)
Which their parents say is so sick and wrong.
(Which their parents say is so sick and wrong.)

A pedophile! (A pedophile!) A pedophile! (A pedophile!)
I don't have girlhood delusions; been a voyeur all the while. (voyeur all the while.)

I've got parts that dingle, dangle, dingle
As I go stridin' girly-wise along;
Make a change? I need not make a single!
I can sue if you say I'm sick and wrong.

Now I'll go dingling, a-dangling, a-dingling along... (I'm not gay!)