While Saddam was still there, the UN kept a close eye
On enough RDX to blow Baghdad to the sky
US invades.. takes over Iraq
Oops! It's gone, it's *so* hard to keep track

You lose three-hunnerd tons, and what do you get?
Weapons inspectors really rather upset
In case you're wonderin' what this may mean
A whole load o' bombers blown to smithereens

A terrorist bomb weigh just two pounds or one
There's twenty-two hundred pounds in a ton
You lose three hunnerd tons, it's weapons-grade
More'n half a million bombs can be made

You lose three-hunnerd tons, and what do you get?
A different scale of terrorist threat
One way to describe this would be:
A real-life, verified WMD

You might find this kind of scary and strange
That much H.E. is in the kiloton range
If it all blows together, it'll cause alarm
Goin' of just like a small nuclear bomb

You lose three-hunnerd tons, and what do you get?
Ten truckloads of bombs that they haven't used yet
I wonder who has got 'em, cause I don't know
Hope they ain't near me when they blow

If you see it truckin' don't light that fuse
It'll make a big crater that you'll see on the news
There's 300 tons somewhere in Iraq...
D'you think they might go and put it all back?

You lose three-hunnerd tons, and what do you get?
Hopefully more than a tinge of regret
So, Dubya keep a-lookin ... findin' diddly-squat... but
Three hundred to-o-o-ns ...
...is a f*** of a lot