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Song Parodies -> "Stand By Your Can"
Original Song Title:
"Stand By Your Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tammy Wynette
Parody Song Title:
"Stand By Your Can"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Sometimes it's hard, and you need something
Swallow two or three of any brand
Then, comes gas times
And move real fast times,
Head off for that Royal throne, so grand
You must be ready
Cool and steady
Exits everywhere should be well planned
No room for errors
Or it's pallbearers
Keep bathroom doorknobs in your hand
Stand By Your Can
When there's great urge to potty
Don't leave a trail that's spotty,
If you have diarrhea..
Stand By Your Can
And if you hear a rumble
Don't have a lot of space to span
Stand By Your Can
Stand By Your Can
Prepare for that dis-ass-ter
If you're in bed, grab your bedpan
Stand By Your Can
Swallow two or three of any brand
Then, comes gas times
And move real fast times,
Head off for that Royal throne, so grand
You must be ready
Cool and steady
Exits everywhere should be well planned
No room for errors
Or it's pallbearers
Keep bathroom doorknobs in your hand
Stand By Your Can
When there's great urge to potty
Don't leave a trail that's spotty,
If you have diarrhea..
Stand By Your Can
And if you hear a rumble
Don't have a lot of space to span
Stand By Your Can
Stand By Your Can
Prepare for that dis-ass-ter
If you're in bed, grab your bedpan
Stand By Your Can
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You know what the worst part is? I saw the title and immediately thought, "If Larry Craig had only... " Credit for not taking the obvious route, and still making it work.
Strangely enough, my first thought was that this was going to be a "Larry Craig" parody, too :-) Still, if you think you're in danger of getting caught short, it's good advice
Once again, your logic and humor are ir-rear-spew-table!
Good advice.
thanks, to Michael, Phil, TJC, and 2Eagle
AFW, maybe you should have thought twice about that big glass of milk... of magnesia. Or, take some Imodium A-D. 555
stand by for 5s...hahaha..the security code was GAS......no...uh....kidding
Thanks, Andria, and alvin
HA! "dis-ass-ter" - Me thinks somehow that the ac-scent is on the 2nd syllable here. Great classic Tammy parody. I'm sure she would have appreciated this, NOT. Hey this is no kidding - The security code on this comment is UYE as in OOOH-EY. Ebert & Roper would give this one a five turds up.
Missed this late comment...thanks, Guy...
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