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Song Parodies -> "Stand By Your LAN"

Original Song Title:

"Stand By Your Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tammy Wynette

Parody Song Title:

"Stand By Your LAN"

Parody Written by:

Jason

The Lyrics

Everyone should have wireless internet!
Sometimes you need to be free of wires
Cabled internet can be so dire
You need wireless
For easy access
And if you have LAN, you really can
But if you have it, you sure love it
Even though you need a LAN laptop
And if you have it
Oh make use of it
Cause after all you're free of wire
Stand by your LAN
Throw your modem in the bin
And no wireless is a sin
When internet is needed
Stand by your LAN
Throw your modem in the bin
And no wireless is a sin
Stand by your LAN
Stand by your LAN
Throw your modem in the bin
And no wireless is a sin
Stand by your LAN
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Below Average Dave - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment
"Even though you need a LAN laptop"

I Want a LAN Laptop:( I can't afford LAN. . .good parody, but really short. . .someone ousted your scores early, well--I brought em back up a bit because I thought it was a creative idea. . .just wish I could get a LAN. . .

-badave
Jason - February 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks B.A.D! Probably the low votes were scored by Tokusou Sentai Blessranger, since he never leaves comments on other people's work, and always gets bad scores himself.
Stuart McArthur - February 20, 2007 - Report this comment
a bit repetitive Jason, but having just joined the wireless revolution, all I can say is LAN LAN thankyou ma'am - 555

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