Woods dense, beyond fence: diddlin’ dam swine.
Bred things do not swing like sis sublime—
Oh, Daisy’s nice—sweating for her, his pine.
Incest infects rednecks; mom’s better than kine.

Who shares this gamine cooze?
Slippin’ it in is dad, hot from booze.

Inbred, many rednecks—they’re gettin’ Down’s.
Turn in, in bed a first cousin is found—
Lookin’ quite svelte, lookin’ quite svelte,
But then. . .
Lookin’ not svelte, lookin’ not svelte,
Enceinte, enceinte.

Spurn not guys to put the cock in cous. Sue.
Once she’s tried, she’s a bride;
No shotguns need ensue.
Neat chick, he poles ’er quick—soon she is due.
The yard’s thick with goonish hicks, a boisterous crew.

Who cares what dames they choose?
These diddlin’ men ain’t heard science news.

Woods dense, beyond fence: diddlin’ not swine;
Bedsprings creak and ring night and day time.
Oh, Daisy’s nice—sweating for her, his pine.
Incest infects rednecks—a genetic crime.

Dudes share no shame; they choose
Diddlin’ mom, sis and humpin’ a Blue*

Incest infects rednecks
Intense agnus rednecks
Ma! Ma! Ma!
Baah! Baah! Baah. . . !


* The Blue Texel is a color variant of the normal white Texel sheep. The Blue Texel came from white Texels who carry the color factor "blue" with them. This factor is a recessive factor. From a mating of two white Texels who both carry the factor for the blue color, there is a 25 percent chance blue lambs will be born while a mating between a Blue Texel and another Blue Texel always gives blue lambs. Texel sheep evolved as a result of crossbreeding the Dutch polder sheep with several English breeds, such as Leicester, Wensleydale, and Lincoln at the beginning of the 20th century.