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Song Parodies -> "You Are Such a Bore"
Original Song Title:
"My Cherie Amour"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Stevie Wonder
Parody Song Title:
"You Are Such a Bore"
Parody Written by:
Below Average Dave
The Lyrics
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
You are such a bore
Make me want to hit the hay
How you make me snore
Don't care what you have to say
Baby I implore
Make me want to go deaf, that's for sure
Talking 'bout your ex and childhood chores
Wasting all my precious time
You keep babbling about the corns down on your feet
Are you speaking? Please you don't need to repeat
Such a gossip whore
Whine about the scratch in your car door
Then you ask me why do I ignore
I can't answer that too kind
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
Nod my head and say aah
Sorry I just don't care
I just sit, sulk and stare
Maybe someday you'll stop talking about your hounds
Until that day really wish you'd shut your mouth
Oh, SHUT UP YOU BORE
You're pretty but I can't take this no more
I think I'll make a run now for the door
You should go become a mime
Got a headache I swear
Makes me pull out my hair
Can't you tell I don't care
Don't Speak, please don't you dare
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
You are such a bore
Make me want to hit the hay
How you make me snore
Don't care what you have to say
Baby I implore
Make me want to go deaf, that's for sure
Talking 'bout your ex and childhood chores
Wasting all my precious time
You keep babbling about the corns down on your feet
Are you speaking? Please you don't need to repeat
Such a gossip whore
Whine about the scratch in your car door
Then you ask me why do I ignore
I can't answer that too kind
Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah
Nod my head and say aah
Sorry I just don't care
I just sit, sulk and stare
Maybe someday you'll stop talking about your hounds
Until that day really wish you'd shut your mouth
Oh, SHUT UP YOU BORE
You're pretty but I can't take this no more
I think I'll make a run now for the door
You should go become a mime
Got a headache I swear
Makes me pull out my hair
Can't you tell I don't care
Don't Speak, please don't you dare
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Not too boring at all, No killer lines but it was still fun. but I don't know why you still like Badave when it hasn't been active for like half a year...
It's better to be a BORE than a BOAR (or in South Africa, A BOER). Neils BOHR on the other hand is ok. Good gob, Dave! ;D
Better than the original and hilarious!
I was never bored when I read/sang your parody! You actually made "boring" so much fun, and I love the OS, which isn't boring to me at all! Here are some 555's to entertain you!
This was like an abridged version of TMI, but there's nothing wrong with that cause I liked TMI.
It's funny, I like it.
(Artistry 70) Still not bored with this, Dave! You couldn't bore me with this song even if you tried! I could listen to the OS, and read/sing your parody again and again and again till I'm an old lady! Enjoyed this lots!
(Artistry) Not boring at all, really.
(SOTM March 2010) Not boring at all, well-written, funny and a great rewrite of a great OS. Mimes seem to be becoming a meme at AmIRight. 5s.
(Artistry) Nice work. Love the blah blahs!
(Artistry) Nothing spectacularly funny, but still a very good parody. I'm guessing that the 'Don't Speak' right at the end was a reference to one of your earlier works? And now to quote a movie that I think works in this situation: "I give you $555 to SHUT UP".
Not a boring effort, nice job. Yeah it can also happen on the phone where people would go "blah, blah, blah, yip, yip, yip, dribble, dribble, dribble, blah, blah, blah..."
(SOTM)It was no chore, to gives five to this bore...LOL
Bla bla bla...brilliant! 555s all the way. I like the way you threaded it with truly mundane...things that no one would ever think...to...*yawn*...I don't know what's wrong. I'm suddenly...so....SNOOOOOOOOORE
SOTM--Because of Missy Elliott's Work It, your first four lines (Blah blah blah blah...makes me want to hit the hay) made me LOL (whether intended or not). This is a case where you NEED Tunnel Vision :-)
SOTM March 2010 - My comment has been placed on the forum voting thread:
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=40307.0
http://www.inthe00s.com/index.php?topic=40307.0
SOTM- Well done, never heard the original song, but this was still really good!
SOTM...she sounds more annoying than boring...and I can't help but wonder if this was written about someone in my office. ; ) Nice work...I enjoyed this!
(SOTM) See above.
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