Song Parodies -> "Go Away Emery"

Original Song Title:

"Go Away Little Girl"

Original Performer:

"Go Away Emery"

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The Lyrics

Arsenal lost the UEFA Europa League Final to Chelsea, 4-1. This, after finishing 5th in the Premier League. Both occurrences mean that Arsenal is doomed to another season in the Europa League, European soccer's secondary tournament. Winning this Final, or finishing 4th or higher in the Premier League, would have resulted in qualification for the primary tournament, the UEFA Champions League. New manager Unai Emery has completely failed, and he must be fired before he does any more damage. Unless he resigns.

(instrumental opening)

Go away, Emery.
Go away, Emery.
We're not supposed to lose these games with you.
I know that you talked so sweet
with management guys you'd meet.
Should've hired someone else
and you know that's true.
Aw, go away, Emery.
Go away, Emery.
It's hurting us more each minute that you delay.
When you are at Arsenal
we're doomed for fall after fall.
So, go away, Emery
before Piers Morgan begs you to stay.

Go away.

Please don't stay.

It'll never work out!

When you are at Arsenal
we're doomed for fall after fall!
So, go away, Emery!
Call it a day, Emery!
before Piers Morgan begs you to stay!

Go away!

(instrumental close)

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