Song Parodies -> "Magic Car's Arrived"

Original Song Title:

"Magic Carpet Ride"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Magic Car's Arrived"

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The Lyrics

OS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyM4HibS12M

I like to sleep, yeah, yes, yes
Like to dream in my machine
Oh, as it prowls around, I sip and get tight
When I'm 'faced, no need for fright

My car won't veer
It's so smart, no need to steer

Well, it just knows what streets to find
Call and it comes to me for a whirl
Yeah, my magic car arrives

It just knows, when squeezed, to freeze
Always can tell what speeds to heed
Gadgetry is set to please

No surprise jerks
Footless drive works
Gets around crates in the way

Last night I sent my car to camp
Just so my kids could ride away
And while it brought 'em back to me
Well, the car gave the kids a chance to play

When crooks are found
The lousy vandals' balls, it pounds

Well, it goes slow when sirens whine
It knows to shun police officers
Yeah, my magic car can hide

Well, won't get low on gasoline
Finds more fuel when it feels the need
Gadgetry fills up for free

Pours some cider
Cooks some sliders
Let the car bake you a cake

Well, it just knows to read my mind
It knows when I'm in need of a girl
Yeah, my magic car complies

Well, road-rage woes don't bother me
'Cause when a jerk gets mean and screams
Gadgetry flips digit three

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Bruce Wayne - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment

When I get mine , I'm going to get a fiberglass Bat-mobile body for it.

timmy1000 - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment

Car companies are already working on these, but I'd be surprised if they have an option for flipping someone the bird. Maybe some "stupid" darts fired automatically?

Jonathan - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment

where can I get one of these? :P 5's

AFW - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment

Holy smoke! another car parody...I said there were three, today..this makes four... It must be the phase of the moon...nice fantasy that could soon become fact...I find that as I age a bit, I hate change...kept my last car, an old 99 Malibu for 14 years...

Andy Primus - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment

Cars that don’t need human drivers would be great when you’re out for a drink. Rather than an on-board computer doing it though, I like the idea of catching a Johnny Cab (from Total Recall, in case you haven’t seen it).

Jonathan S. - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment

Great title switch, very nicely executed. I bet your car gets 555 MPG!

John Barry - April 16, 2015 - Report this comment

Take me for a ride in your car-car. . .car-car. Fives for a fourth.

Peregrin - April 17, 2015 - Report this comment

Your car has fives on the floor, Leough. Loved the second last verse.

Patrick - April 21, 2015 - Report this comment

Here in Kansas City, the council is still trying to figure out how to regulate Uber out of business for giving people rides. Wonder how they would react to a car that gave its passengers "RIDES" as in the next to last verse.

Rob Arndt - April 22, 2015 - Report this comment

Out here in Cali the same fight is on over Uber and Lyft. I take Lyft on occasion and it's great. No flag drop, easy pay, and discounted fares. Taxi drivers hate them. As regarding the auto-cars, a simple map error of mistaking an off ramp for an on ramp could be deadly. No thanks. I'll keep the muscle cars and sport bikes...

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