Well, peso netto's rising
'cause I'm puttin' on more
Weight, and when I'm walkin'
I'm damagin' the floor.
Ingestin' pastries
Washed down with quarts of pop.
Filets flush with fat, so greasy,
Once I start, I can't stop.

So hard to perambulate,
To perambulate.
You know, I'm gimpy from luggin',
Gimpy, gimpy from luggin'
Heavier weight.

I eat so much food
That I've got a huge "spare tire."
Better abate the feasting,
But my plate is piled higher.
Binge-and-barf way
May be what I gotta do.
Made bulimic case, me,
Put me hand down and spew.

Then I'm so gagged, I taste it,
Sown haggis and chips.
You know I bring up my luncheon,
Bring up, give up, my munchin'--
Regurgitate.

I eat so much food
That my weight is gettin' higher
Better abate the feasting,
Or I may just expire.
Binge-and-barf way
Works, but it's not good
It depletes and taxes
Electrolytes' neighborhood.

My potassium's wasted,
Projectile-hasted.
You gotta give me some liquids
Gimme liquids--and quickly!
To rehydrate.