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Song Parodies -> "Maple Vice"
Original Song Title:
"Edelweiss"
Original Performer:
Sound of Music soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"Maple Vice"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Maple vice, maple vice—
In I bore, sap flows sweetly.
Clear and light, what a sight!
In I re-bore discreetly.
Walked in the snow
To where these booms* grow;
Booming growth, my timber.
Maple vice, maple vice—
Bless'd**, my homed lance is splintered!
*from the Dutch boom: tree, pole, beam
**from French blesser: wound, injure
In I bore, sap flows sweetly.
Clear and light, what a sight!
In I re-bore discreetly.
Walked in the snow
To where these booms* grow;
Booming growth, my timber.
Maple vice, maple vice—
Bless'd**, my homed lance is splintered!
*from the Dutch boom: tree, pole, beam
**from French blesser: wound, injure
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Auf wieder . . . . . ~CzarNueva ~
Syrupy sent'dementality at it's sweetest!
Sappy! ;D
I wondered whether to click on this or not. I did several of them and I got SICK of the song, but this didn't bring back gruesome memories. It looked very good. :D 5's
Sweet & syrupy!!!
I remember "Maple Vice." Don Johnson and Bob Newhart played cops in Vermont. Weird show.
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