She’s loose and free, she’s on her knee
Her dress is hardly there
She waltzes, showing off her ass
And has no underwear
And underneath the streetlamp
There are man she’s trying to snare
I even heard her getting off the cabbie

She’s Eve’s snake with the apple
Her contagiousness is real
She’s giving it to everyone
Not really such a deal
I hate to have to spray it
But I very germly feel
With her you’ll get a lot more than a crabbie

I’d like to add a word in her behalf
She doesn’t have the staph

How do you solve her problem--gonorrhea?
How do you stop a girl that sells her butt?
How do you find a cure for gonorrhea?
A hot-little-hooker! A night-working-girl! A slut!

Many a guy, you know you ought to warn ‘em
Idiot guys, they ought to understand
But men are so eas’ly led
They think with their little head
How do you stop a gal that’s in demand?

How do you solve her problem--gonorrhea?
I have an answer...send her to I-ran!

When they’re with her, they’re so hosed
Out of luck and starting woes
And they never know how bad they’re going to feel
As infectious as the laughter
Soon those guys will wear a cath’ter
She’s Bubonic? She’s Ebolic! She’s no deal!

She’ll out German any germ
Frighten off the bravest sperm
She could make old Charlie Sheen feel sub-par
She is mental! She’s typhoid!
She’s a sewer! She’s a ‘roid
She’s a groinache! She’s a danger!
She’s like tar

How do you solve her problem--gonorrhea?
How do you stop a girl that sells her butt?
How do you find a cure for gonorrhea?
A hot-little-hooker! A night-working-girl! A slut!

Many a guy, you know you ought to warn ‘em
Idiot guys, they ought to understand
But men are so eas’ly led
They think with their little head
How do you stop a gal that’s in demand?

How do you solve her problem--gonorrhea?
I have an answer...send her to I-ran!