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Song Parodies -> "I Got Kool-Aid"
Original Song Title:
"I Got You Babe"
Original Performer:
Sonny and Cher
Parody Song Title:
"I Got Kool-Aid"
Parody Written by:
Jared Lerner
The Lyrics
Hey look it's June, it's hot as hell,
Everyone is starting to smell,
Our throats are dry and I'm dead tired,
But thank god this red crap isn't expired.
Hey,
I got Kool-Aid I got Kool-Aid
Young Edwin Perkins had a dream,
A drink that's more addictive than ice cream.
With 4 ounce bottles and 6 types,
This genius created all the frickin hype.
Hey,
I got Kool-Aid I got Kool-Aid
Kool-Aid Man '75, came along with car to drive.
Although he's fat, he's a charm,
He's just a pitcher, he'll do you no harm
So let the jocks play one on one,
They can't dodge the UV rays from the sun,
As I stand there with my Kool-Aid,
I'd love to see those suckers find some shade.
Hey,
I got Kool-Aid I got Kool-Aid
I got cherry for today,
Tomorrow lemon sounds great.
If I'm in the mood for grape,
Raspberry could take its place.
Root beer, orange, what the heck
I'll take all six, where's the check?
Kool-Aid filling up my home,
Now at least I'm not alone!
I got Kool-Aid
I got Kool-Aid
I got Kool-Aid
I got Kool-Aid
I got Kool-Aid
Everyone is starting to smell,
Our throats are dry and I'm dead tired,
But thank god this red crap isn't expired.
Hey,
I got Kool-Aid I got Kool-Aid
Young Edwin Perkins had a dream,
A drink that's more addictive than ice cream.
With 4 ounce bottles and 6 types,
This genius created all the frickin hype.
Hey,
I got Kool-Aid I got Kool-Aid
Kool-Aid Man '75, came along with car to drive.
Although he's fat, he's a charm,
He's just a pitcher, he'll do you no harm
So let the jocks play one on one,
They can't dodge the UV rays from the sun,
As I stand there with my Kool-Aid,
I'd love to see those suckers find some shade.
Hey,
I got Kool-Aid I got Kool-Aid
I got cherry for today,
Tomorrow lemon sounds great.
If I'm in the mood for grape,
Raspberry could take its place.
Root beer, orange, what the heck
I'll take all six, where's the check?
Kool-Aid filling up my home,
Now at least I'm not alone!
I got Kool-Aid
I got Kool-Aid
I got Kool-Aid
I got Kool-Aid
I got Kool-Aid
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It didnt flow in certain places, but overall a good parody
Not bad.
I love kool aid, and I love this parody. Good work young marcus.
Like Kool-Aid itself, a little weak, but harmless in moderation -- as long as you don't have Jim Jones as your server. (Yes, I know, he didn't really serve Kool-Aid at Jonestown, but as the saying goes, when the legend sounds better than the reality, print the legend.)
Nice parody!
Wow, I'm impressed
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