Oh no no no
Just look at the smile on their face
Looks like they're out to destroy the public
but when it comes down to foolin me
now baby that's a whole different subject
looking at their grim expression
like under demon possession
really they're bad, oh they're badder than bad, they're scarier than my step dad
when they all die I'll be glad
There are some bad fears known to man, but nothing scarier that the fears of a clown when they'res no one around

Oh yeah baby
If I appear to be fear free I am really crying inside
in order to shield my emotions I try
screw what smokie said sheild your pride
don't let this balloon convince you
that He'll be friendly since you're
there for the show
I hate them so
I'm scared an I want you to know
I saw him in a horror show
There are some bad fears known to man, but nothing scarier that the fears of a clown when they'res no one around

Just like ronald mcdonald did
I try to keep my money hid
Because stealing it they try, but inside I cry
Fears of clowns they're all going down.