I am just a pool boy and this job is gettin’ old
I’m just not good at resistance
When approached by horny housewives, full of promises
All thighs and chest, still a guy nears what it wants to near
Especially a breast, Mmmmmmmmmm

When I leave for work in the early hours
Tell myself that I’m no toy
For the company of ladies
Who are home or maybe on vacation, almost bare
Looking low, seeking out my youthful service
Saying no one needs to know
Get me into place husbands never go

Lie lie lie, lie this guy, oh my oh my
Lie this guy, zip the fly then it’s guy goodbye
Then it’s guy goodbye, then it’s guy goodbye

I just wanted honest wages when I took this lousy job
But I get these offers
All the come-ons from the MILFs on Wilshire Boulevard
I do declare, wish just once I’d get to really
Clean a pool somewhere

Lie lie lie, lie this guy, oh my oh my
Lie this guy, zip the fly then it’s guy goodbye
Then it’s guy goodbye, then it’s guy goodbye

Now I’m looking for my rumpled clothes
Wishing I was gone from her home
And the nude demanding Yenta wasn’t draining me
Spraining me to the bone

Now I cannot find my boxers, and I hear the serenade
Of a Lexus in the driveway
And somehow I’m reminded that her hubby is a six foot six
Pro wrestler and a hothead
And possessive of his dame
I am leaving, I am leaving, but my underwear remains
With tell-tale stains

Lie lie lie, lie this guy, oh my oh my
Lie this guy, zip the fly then it’s guy goodbye
Then it’s guy goodbye, or I’m gonna die...............