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Song Parodies -> "A Kazoo"

Original Song Title:

"At The Zoo"

Original Performer:

Simon & Garfunkel

Parody Song Title:

"A Kazoo"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

someone told me its sounds crappily on kazoo
i don't believe it
i don't believe its true

hmmm hmmm hmmm hmmm

its a snap when you are learnin'
its so easy, its a lark
you can play without preamble
on kazoo

yeah, you can wail from dawn to dusk
and you'll find it don't grow old
but the neighbors may not dig it, if you do
if you do, now

someone told me its sounds crappily on kazoo
i don't believe it
i don't believe its true

its hard to keep one's modesty
its glorious to hear
cause a melody sounds finely, when its hummed
i find this outlet, fanciful
for persons of all ages
and the shrewd people will raise it to their gums

gee, you will be acting merry
give a toot and don't be wary
you will be in ecstasy
when you are playin' fluently
what a gas
you gotta get one, see ?

a kazoo
a kazoo
a kazoo
a kazoo
a kazoo
a kazoo




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Invisible Boy - May 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Great title switch, alvin. I just wrapped some wax paper around my comb and I'm hummin'...5-5-5
littleKAZOOcakes - May 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, Duke o'Swerve, this is ~CABO-WABO~ award worthy! Kazoos are similar to Babpipes, more than one in a room, and you could go CRAZY!
alvin - May 22, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks IB and littleKAZOOcakes....kazoos are definitely more fun to play than to listen to
2Eagle - May 22, 2008 - Report this comment
UCLA marching band plays kazoos - it's all they know how to play.
alvin - May 22, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks 2eagle...lol
AFW - May 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Kazoo....the word sounds like it should be describing something like a zoo you drive thru..good job alvin...off the beaten path theme, too
alvin - May 22, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks AFW

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