Like a Bitch for the Furloughed Workers by Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran

When you’re a Fed, feelin’ small,
When you are out of work,
Then I’ll pretend
I’m on your side, oh.
When money’s short,
And food just can’t be found,
Like a bitch for the furloughed workers,
I will shut it down.
Like a bitch for the furloughed workers,
I will shut it down.

And six months from now,
Living on the street,
I will ignore you,
But I’ll send a tweet.
When Mueller comes,
And you find that I’m a clown,
Like a bitch for the furloughed workers,
I will shut it down.
Like a bitch for the furloughed workers,
I will shut it down.

Whoppers on silver, girl,
Big Macs, too,
If you play Clemson ball.
But for the rest of you,
I’ll build a wall, oh.
And as you walk on by,
I’m watching your behind.
Like a bitch for the furloughed workers,
I will shut it down.
Like a bitch for the furloughed workers,
I will shut it down.