Song Parodies -> "Cold Player"

Original Song Title:

"Goldfinger"

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Original Performer:

"Cold Player"

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The Lyrics

Not to be confused with the members of the band Coldplay. This is for the wimps in Chicago, Detroit and Cleveland, cities I once considered tough, because they cancelled baseball games. Not due to snow, but to cold. In New York, we played.

(instrumental opening)

Cold Player!

He's the man
the man with the minus-10!
He froze again!

Not a bold player!
Beckoned him
to enter the stadium!
He's such a bum!

Cold was feeling in our ballpark's air.
And the skies, he realized it ain't fair!
It was flurries, snow, freezing his keister.
He could see his breath!
Could Mister

Cold Player!
Frozen to
his neck was his chain of gold!
This guy is cold!

Such a wimp, he ain't playing this game.
Going to the freezer of Hall of Fame.
And his golden girl, weather has iced her.
He could see his breath!
Could Mister

Cold Player!
Frozen to
his neck was his chain of gold!
This guy is cold!
He ain't feeling bold!
He's so cold!
He chose to fold!
He's so cold!
He can't hold!
He's so cold!

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AFW - April 10, 2007 - Report this comment

Don't know about Detroit and Chicago, but the Cleveland game was cancelled due to snow...in fact, the whole series with Seattle had to be dumped....good seasonal theme, here..very well done

Urbina - April 10, 2007 - Report this comment

MY CAREER'S RUINED!!!!

Michael Pacholek - April 10, 2007 - Report this comment

Urbina's the greatest pitcher ever!!!

The Real Michael Pacholek - April 10, 2007 - Report this comment

Maybe the greatest pitcher ever to go to jail. We know it wasn't my evil twin Bernard who posted the above two asinine comments, because he would've posted under his real name. He may be evil, but he's no coward.

The Real Michael Pacholek - April 10, 2007 - Report this comment

URBINA'S AWESOMO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Urbina - April 10, 2007 - Report this comment

THEN WHY RAT ON ME???

Michael Pacholek - April 10, 2007 - Report this comment

I'll write a parody on how great Urbina is!!!

John Barry - April 10, 2007 - Report this comment

Chain frozen to neck--that verse is a home run, or is that a Nome run?

Bernard Pacholek - April 10, 2007 - Report this comment

Look, bozo, whoever you are, I'm the only split personality Mikey's allowed to have. And, Barry, don't encourage my little brother. I'm beggin' ya. Just give him the cold shoulder.

alvin - April 10, 2007 - Report this comment

you're absolutely right..i say strap on the snowshoes and let 'er rip

Michael Pacholek - April 10, 2007 - Report this comment

Aw, you've done it now, Alvin. You just gave me an idea for a new parody. Tune in tomorrow for a little exploration of Eskimo love. And, John, humor like yours is my anchorage.

Michael Pacholek - April 10, 2007 - Report this comment

Urbina rules!!!

Bernard Pacholek - April 10, 2007 - Report this comment

If he ruled, he would be a Met, now, wouldn't he? Chump. (Him and you. My little brother doesn't need your help in looking like a fool.)

Bernard Pacholek - April 10, 2007 - Report this comment

I like spam.

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