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Song Parodies -> "Johnny Dangle"
Original Song Title:
"Johnny Angel"
Original Performer:
Shelly Fabares
Parody Song Title:
"Johnny Dangle"
Parody Written by:
Shelly
The Lyrics
Johnny Dangle, Johnny Dangle
That's the handle for me
"Johnny Dangle"
That's my handle
Cuz my handle doesn't yet exist
But some day I dream
I'll get one from a specialist
Johnny Dangle
I will be him
But till then I will just have to try
To dream that I'm a fellow,
My hot thoughts Johnny guy
I'm on Lesbos in Sapphic interplay
I dream of being he
With steeled machinery
I'm the fella
You're my imagined date
But you evaporate
So I'll self-satiate
With jobby handle
Got it angled
You see that my dan, girl, is steely
And together we can
Strap it on me manually
In reverie I'll be Gary today
I dream of being he
Though my genes say I'm she
I'm now Shelly
Though Sheldon is my fate
But he'll just have to wait
Until they operate
On Johnny Dangle
That's my handle
And I hope some day
You'll handle me
Now together we'll be
Though we're the same
Glandularly
Johnny Dangle, Johnny Dangle
That's the handle for me
That's the handle for me
"Johnny Dangle"
That's my handle
Cuz my handle doesn't yet exist
But some day I dream
I'll get one from a specialist
Johnny Dangle
I will be him
But till then I will just have to try
To dream that I'm a fellow,
My hot thoughts Johnny guy
I'm on Lesbos in Sapphic interplay
I dream of being he
With steeled machinery
I'm the fella
You're my imagined date
But you evaporate
So I'll self-satiate
With jobby handle
Got it angled
You see that my dan, girl, is steely
And together we can
Strap it on me manually
In reverie I'll be Gary today
I dream of being he
Though my genes say I'm she
I'm now Shelly
Though Sheldon is my fate
But he'll just have to wait
Until they operate
On Johnny Dangle
That's my handle
And I hope some day
You'll handle me
Now together we'll be
Though we're the same
Glandularly
Johnny Dangle, Johnny Dangle
That's the handle for me
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this is pretty clever...5s
What Alvin said.
Don't we already have a "Johnny Dangle"? If he's willing to five this, then so am I.
I'll trade you 3 fives for the film rights :-))
Ewwwww! good one! - johnny ulvangle give it 5s
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